Where’s an origami Godzilla when you need one?!

Where’s an origami Godzilla when you need one?!

Wonder if my boss will believe that one  ;)

Wonder if my boss will believe that one  ;)

;)  Of course, no one would *ever* do that on purpose …

;)  Of course, no one would *ever* do that on purpose …

Okay, which one of you dicks patched the road?

Okay, which one of you dicks patched the road?

Must’ve been one of those “beer for breakfast” mornings

Must’ve been one of those “beer for breakfast” mornings

That’s one sad lookin’ bunny

That’s one sad lookin’ bunny

her-master-jd:I love ham. Can never have too much.  Oh fuck that

her-master-jd:I love ham. Can never have too much. Oh fuck that

When that one girl on tumblr starts posting pics of herself....

When that one girl on tumblr starts posting pics of herself....

LOL. The young ones are funny. Plenty of energy. No finesse.

LOL. The young ones are funny. Plenty of energy. No finesse.

embarrassedboys:  prettygayboys:  similar posts: here  Here’s

embarrassedboys: prettygayboys: similar posts: here Here’s

bahahaha, i can just imagine luffy’s terrible singing lol.

bahahaha, i can just imagine luffy’s terrible singing lol.

saltrounds-and-hellhounds:  paledreamers:  danosaur-and-phillion:

saltrounds-and-hellhounds: paledreamers: danosaur-and-phillion:

When you're in class and someone asks you for a pencil so you

When you're in class and someone asks you for a pencil so you

FUCK THIS SHIT!, just pick the one with bigger boobies

FUCK THIS SHIT!, just pick the one with bigger boobies

Where can I get one of these?

Where can I get one of these?

sherlocksmyth:  sherlocksmyth:  one time my religion teacher

sherlocksmyth: sherlocksmyth: one time my religion teacher

thatsexgirl:  ourholestory replied to your post:  “‘tis my

thatsexgirl: ourholestory replied to your post: “‘tis my

Very considerate of Home Depot to put all of the kink supplies

Very considerate of Home Depot to put all of the kink supplies

This is seriously one of the best commercials ever.

This is seriously one of the best commercials ever.

crawshaw7135:  Just putting it out there..  Opening and closing

crawshaw7135: Just putting it out there.. Opening and closing

phunnythewayitis:  iamlucyspet:  purrfectkurloz:  ibotheraskblogs:

phunnythewayitis: iamlucyspet: purrfectkurloz: ibotheraskblogs:

No one will…. XD

No one will…. XD

I’m not gonna hold my breath on that one… =_=

I’m not gonna hold my breath on that one… =_=

Tough one?  You pick the fuckin’ brunette.  What are

Tough one?  You pick the fuckin’ brunette.  What are

I’d laugh… except I’ve done exactly that on

I’d laugh… except I’ve done exactly that on

This is totally correct.  I’d just like to point out though

This is totally correct.  I’d just like to point out though

Hahahahaha.  NICE.  I so want the bonfire one.  Someone buy

Hahahahaha.  NICE.  I so want the bonfire one.  Someone buy

I literally laughed out loud on this one… lmao….

I literally laughed out loud on this one… lmao….

I am SO fuckin’ sittin’ pretty on this one.  

I am SO fuckin’ sittin’ pretty on this one.  

HAHA!  Holy fuck I want one!!!  XD

HAHA!  Holy fuck I want one!!!  XD

Ya…. I now wish to be an elephants friend.  That one

Ya…. I now wish to be an elephants friend.  That one

Ha.  Nice one bro!

Ha.  Nice one bro!

Amen.  My dream house has a huge one.

Amen.  My dream house has a huge one.

True… but the one on the far left wins.   

True… but the one on the far left wins.   

I don’t get it… I LIKE the big ones… they

I don’t get it… I LIKE the big ones… they

Lets be honest here… no one’s surprised.

Lets be honest here… no one’s surprised.