“I would wait a year and a half just to serenade you with
“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever
“I like my partners the way I like my wall decorations:
“I have five children.” Okay, so this one’s
“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side
“When I’m retired and studying bees, will you be
“I named our dog Gladstone because you make me happy and
“I like your purple shirt. How’d you like to see
“Want to go to Buckingham Palace and color-coordinate our
“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me
“You don’t have to be a murder victim’s stillborn
“My coat isn’t the only thing that’s pink and
“I would read your blog even if it only contained two hundred
“Forget tobacco ash. I’d rather blog two hundred
“I’ll let you kiss me if you crash through a window
“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash
“You make a really hot Guy, and I’m not just talking
“My jumpers aren’t the only thing about me with depth
“Sherlock and Moriarty aren’t the only ones I have
“I would come back from the dead and hijack a bunch of
“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date
“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring
“Let’s go bar hopping for a couple hours and then
“You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s
“I’ve got some pictures for you as a treat…
“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position…
“Let’s do a procedure where the participants tend
“Girl, are your initials A.G.R.A.? Because you are Amazing,
“I bet wearing Claire-de-la-Lune and being blackmailed
“Are you London? Because I want to get to know you and
“The whole world is wet to my touch, and it’s not
“My penis is a dagger– a scalpel wielded with precision
“Let’s throw a dummy off a roof, fake our deaths,
“My friendship isn’t the only thing that can give
“You give me life, and not just because Lazarus is go.”
“Let’s have a relationship that’s in a good