“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m

“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m

“I’d like to get a double room in Dartmoor with you.”

“I’d like to get a double room in Dartmoor with you.”

“Are you for men? Because I’d like to wear you…

“Are you for men? Because I’d like to wear you…

“How’d you like to help me make child number six?”

“How’d you like to help me make child number six?”

“Do I have any ideas of what I’d like to do to you?

“Do I have any ideas of what I’d like to do to you?

“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you

“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you

“I’d like to snuggle under a blanket with you even

“I’d like to snuggle under a blanket with you even

“Would you like to be wearing this jumper tomorrow morning?”

“Would you like to be wearing this jumper tomorrow morning?”

“I’d like to conduct a Study in your Pink.”

“I’d like to conduct a Study in your Pink.”

“I like the ball that I brought to Bart’s, but I’d

“I like the ball that I brought to Bart’s, but I’d

“Let me unwrap you like this mercury-laced candy.”

“Let me unwrap you like this mercury-laced candy.”

“I suggest we do that thing where two people who like each

“I suggest we do that thing where two people who like each

“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel,

“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel,

“I’d like to fiddle with you when I’m thinking–

“I’d like to fiddle with you when I’m thinking–

“Since you blew your nose on the lady from the train’s

“Since you blew your nose on the lady from the train’s

“You light up my life like a Baskerville rabbit.”

“You light up my life like a Baskerville rabbit.”

“Do you like Mexican food? Because I’ll gladly offer

“Do you like Mexican food? Because I’ll gladly offer

“You grew on me like Harold.”

“You grew on me like Harold.”

“I’d like to discover your ‘pressure points,’

“I’d like to discover your ‘pressure points,’

“Call me Redbeard, because I like it ruff.”

“Call me Redbeard, because I like it ruff.”

“I’d like to get to know you as well as I know ash.”

“I’d like to get to know you as well as I know ash.”

“I’d like to compromise the integrity of your ‘crime

“I’d like to compromise the integrity of your ‘crime

“I’d like to ‘project’ my face onto your

“I’d like to ‘project’ my face onto your

“I’d like to corrupt your ‘magnetic strip.’”

“I’d like to corrupt your ‘magnetic strip.’”

“Call me the Clarence House Cannibal, because I’d

“Call me the Clarence House Cannibal, because I’d

“Flicking isn’t the only thing I’d like to

“Flicking isn’t the only thing I’d like to

“John Watson? More like John Hot-son.”

“John Watson? More like John Hot-son.”

“Stabbing isn’t the only thing I’d like to

“Stabbing isn’t the only thing I’d like to

“I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll

“I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll

“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to

“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to

“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI…

“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI…

“Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot…

“Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot…

“A headphones-wearing bison isn’t the only thing

“A headphones-wearing bison isn’t the only thing

“Redbeard isn’t the only one I’d like to be

“Redbeard isn’t the only one I’d like to be

“I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must

“I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must

“I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t

“I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t