“You’re going to need a shock blanket when I’m

“You’re going to need a shock blanket when I’m

“Sherly– you’re my division.” Submitted

“Sherly– you’re my division.” Submitted

“Wanna see where my division really is?” Submitted

“Wanna see where my division really is?” Submitted

The top 10 posts of all time (based on number of notes). Happy

The top 10 posts of all time (based on number of notes). Happy

“I would put the finger on you just to get you off.”

“I would put the finger on you just to get you off.”

“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’

“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’

“Let’s film a different kind of video on my phone.”

“Let’s film a different kind of video on my phone.”

“I don’t consult you just because I’m desperate.”

“I don’t consult you just because I’m desperate.”

“How’d you like to help me make child number six?”

“How’d you like to help me make child number six?”

“Next time you pickpocket my D.I. badge, why don’t

“Next time you pickpocket my D.I. badge, why don’t

“So, you like letting freaks into your crime scenes…

“So, you like letting freaks into your crime scenes…

“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you

“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you

“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with

“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with

“You don’t have to be a murder victim’s stillborn

“You don’t have to be a murder victim’s stillborn

“I would read your blog even if it only contained two hundred

“I would read your blog even if it only contained two hundred

bbcsherlockpickuplines:  The best of Greg Lestrade, from BBC

bbcsherlockpickuplines: The best of Greg Lestrade, from BBC

“When Greg handed me your uncut birthday video, I was hoping

“When Greg handed me your uncut birthday video, I was hoping

“I’d let the Waters Gang get away to come help you.”

“I’d let the Waters Gang get away to come help you.”

“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about

“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about

“I promise not to shout Graham, Gavin, or Geoff during

“I promise not to shout Graham, Gavin, or Geoff during

Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade

Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade

“Stop kicking that tire… I know a better way to

“Stop kicking that tire… I know a better way to

“Even if you weren’t in my division, I’d love

“Even if you weren’t in my division, I’d love

“Sherlock’s not the only one who always carries handcuffs…

“Sherlock’s not the only one who always carries handcuffs…

“Those things’ll kill you… I know what you

“Those things’ll kill you… I know what you

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bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com/post/90731850336/

“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to

“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to

“Why have a meat dagger when you can have my D.I. swagger?”

“Why have a meat dagger when you can have my D.I. swagger?”

“I’m so shocked by your beauty, I think I’ll

“I’m so shocked by your beauty, I think I’ll

“Holmes is where my heart is.”

“Holmes is where my heart is.”

“Graham, Gavin, Geoff… I can be whoever you want

“Graham, Gavin, Geoff… I can be whoever you want

“If I had an unsolved murder for every time I thought of

“If I had an unsolved murder for every time I thought of

“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger

“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger

“I’m sorry I keep calling you Graham. It’s

“I’m sorry I keep calling you Graham. It’s

The best of The Six Thatchers pick-up lines, based on number

The best of The Six Thatchers pick-up lines, based on number

Inspector Bosco for Gaia Online’s Final Line CI :)) I think

Inspector Bosco for Gaia Online’s Final Line CI :)) I think