“I would stop wearing Westwood just to get your attention.”
“How about we unbutton more than just our sleeves and show
“I’d let you investigate more than just my crime
“When I said I would hit that, I didn’t just mean
“I would ensure your husband’s death in Florida just
“I’d let you ride my tube with your harpoon.”
“I don’t just have wood for you… I have pipe/tube/wotsit
“I’d get stabbed in the shower just so you’d
“You make a really hot Guy, and I’m not just talking
“I would come back from the dead and hijack a bunch of
“Are you 051113? Because you just blew me away.”
“When I said ‘I’m just going to whip this out,’
“My cock is good for more than just peeing in fireplaces.”
“I don’t just do it doggy style– I do it Redbeard
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“If I was looking for a friend in a drug den, I wouldn’t
“You give me life, and not just because Lazarus is go.”
“When I asked if you came for me, I didn’t just mean
“We think you’re smoking, and that’s not just
“I’m going to write you a love letter… I don’t
“I don’t mind if you’re on your period…
“Chicks dig scars, eh? Well, just call me Major Sholto.”
“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until
“When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really
“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt?
“I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just
“I would turn back your watch during your friend’s
“When I said I’d get you off, I wasn’t just
“You make me wetter than a fireplace that’s just
“If you think the wait in between seasons is long, just
“I would punch the chief superintendent just because he
Bruh… Bruh, wait… I just remembered… We ain’t
“I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into
“I’m not just a soldier, doctor, and blogger…
“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it
“Brainy’s the new sexy, but your looks are just old