just-shower-thoughts: “Would you rather crash on a friend’s
just-shower-thoughts: Every time Wolverine retracts his claws
just-shower-thoughts: Every time you take a breath, you are
just-shower-thoughts: If you watch Godzilla backwards it’s
just-shower-thoughts: If I had an identical twin, we would move
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder if I have ever unknowingly set
just-shower-thoughts: If Kayne’s son ever grows up and writes
just-shower-thoughts: In 100 years Google street view will be
just-shower-thoughts:If Hillary Clinton wins two terms as president,
just-shower-thoughts: The seashore is a dumb place for Sally
just-shower-thoughts: My girlfriends name is Brooklyn. No matter
just-shower-thoughts: If you know you have a stalker, that stalker
just-shower-thoughts: If I were a judge, every time someone
just-shower-thoughts: “False Information” spelled
just-shower-thoughts: What if fetishes are inherited genetically
just-shower-thoughts: In the Toy Story universe, since the toys
just-shower-thoughts: People always joke about browsing reddit
just-shower-thoughts: If woman only got pregnant when they orgasm,
just-shower-thoughts: if a woman gets pregant with a boy she
just-shower-thoughts: Everyone who gets caught in rip-tides
just-shower-thoughts: If two mind readers read each other’s
just-shower-thoughts: Virginity is the one thing in the world
just-shower-thoughts: There are potentially thousands of days
just-shower-thoughts: An ultrasound is like a teaser trailer
just-shower-thoughts: 6.9 is 69 ruined by a period
just-shower-thoughts: Dr. Oz is like the Buzzfeed of doctors.
just-shower-thoughts: We’re likely less than a generation
just-shower-thoughts: Thanks to the internet, I will likely
just-shower-thoughts: Earth worms are like dirt submarines
just-shower-thoughts: Eminem should make a line of sunglasses
just-shower-thoughts: We should change LOL to NE (nose exhale)
just-shower-thoughts: By having sex, you are continuing your
just-shower-thoughts: Two people can be born the at the exact
just-shower-thoughts: Female cockroaches should be called cuntroaches
just-shower-thoughts: In the past, the poor were skinny and
just-shower-thoughts: I bet Chick-fil-A is open on Sunday in