“I’m not haunted by your penis. I miss it.”
“My jumpers aren’t the only thing about me with depth
“Can I buy you a drink? 443.7 milliliters of drink, that
“If I was Madonna, would you let me touch your knee?”
“Let’s go bar hopping for a couple hours and then
“The shooting last week isn’t the only reason you
“I still love you even though your mustache doesn’t
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“We think you’re smoking, and that’s not just
“Wanna go have a drink on every street where we found a
“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt?
Wedding versus stag night. (These aren’t based on number
“I would solve a skip code and steal a motorcycle for you.”
“People are basically fond, but not as much as I am.”
“May the problems of your future be my privilege?”
“Your mustache ages you… Good thing I like older
“Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions,
“Yes, you are a pretty lady.“
“I may be from the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers, but
“Your love is more intoxicating than John’s stag
“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face…
“Sherlock can survive without food easier than I can survive
“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I
“Wanna try some roleplaying? You’re Sherlock Holmes.
“I would go back in time during our fourth season just
“So, I hear you’re abnormally attracted to dangerous
“My bed is cozier than John’s jumpers. Don’t
“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly
“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.â€
“On your knees, Professor… Don’t worry, I
“I would put on a black veil and pretend to be a client
“I know what a nurse is capable of, but I still say that
“No balloon could ever be a substitute for you.”
“Are you the R in A.G.R.A.? Because you’re the rose of my
The tale of a boy, his very special umbrella, and a few jealous
I… I don’t even know, you guys. It was supposed to be