“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat
“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about
“I don’t have to use my imagination to know that
“Leave the wall alone. If you’re bored, I’ll
“I’d like to get a double room in Dartmoor with you.”
“I would drink your coffee even if the sugar was drugged.”
“My dick is so huge, my doggy style is referred to as Baskerville
“So, you’ve got a boyfriend then? I’ll have
“I’ll be the knife and you be the Cluedo board: Let
“Do I want to see some more of you? Oh, God yes.”
“I would chase you all over London even if my limp wasn’t
“I would take your hand even if we weren’t handcuffed
“Shall we play doctor? Army doctor, that is.”
“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well,
“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you
“I would ‘coordinate’ with you and a pair of
“I’d wait for you even if you kept me as long as
“I want to express my love for you in every possible variant
“Mrs. Hudson, are you trying to seduce me?”
“Let me be your Action Man. Your brother won’t be
“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever
“I would never chase some killer while trying to get off
“Of course we won’t be needing two bedrooms.”
“I wish Mike Stamford would introduce us.”
“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side
“Sometimes you don’t talk for days on end? That’s
“I’d love to get under your sheets. Especially if
“I was Wats-off, but then you turned me Wats-on.”
“I enjoy my jumper collection, but I’d much rather
“I named our dog Gladstone because you make me happy and
“I noticed you’re wearing a deerstalker. May I be
“Don’t worry if I shout ‘Damn my leg!’
“I’d let Angelo put a candle on our table.”
“I like your purple shirt. How’d you like to see
“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me
“Would you still love me even if I turned into an Asian