“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat

“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat

“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about

“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about

“I don’t have to use my imagination to know that

“I don’t have to use my imagination to know that

“Leave the wall alone. If you’re bored, I’ll

“Leave the wall alone. If you’re bored, I’ll

“I’d like to get a double room in Dartmoor with you.”

“I’d like to get a double room in Dartmoor with you.”

“I would drink your coffee even if the sugar was drugged.”

“I would drink your coffee even if the sugar was drugged.”

“My dick is so huge, my doggy style is referred to as Baskerville

“My dick is so huge, my doggy style is referred to as Baskerville

“So, you’ve got a boyfriend then? I’ll have

“So, you’ve got a boyfriend then? I’ll have

“I’ll be the knife and you be the Cluedo board: Let

“I’ll be the knife and you be the Cluedo board: Let

“Do I want to see some more of you? Oh, God yes.”

“Do I want to see some more of you? Oh, God yes.”

“I would chase you all over London even if my limp wasn’t

“I would chase you all over London even if my limp wasn’t

“I would take your hand even if we weren’t handcuffed

“I would take your hand even if we weren’t handcuffed

“Shall we play doctor? Army doctor, that is.”

“Shall we play doctor? Army doctor, that is.”

“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well,

“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well,

“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you

“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you

“I would ‘coordinate’ with you and a pair of

“I would ‘coordinate’ with you and a pair of

“I’d wait for you even if you kept me as long as

“I’d wait for you even if you kept me as long as

“I want to express my love for you in every possible variant

“I want to express my love for you in every possible variant

“Mrs. Hudson, are you trying to seduce me?”

“Mrs. Hudson, are you trying to seduce me?”

“Let me be your Action Man. Your brother won’t be

“Let me be your Action Man. Your brother won’t be

“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever

“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever

“I would never chase some killer while trying to get off

“I would never chase some killer while trying to get off

“Of course we won’t be needing two bedrooms.”

“Of course we won’t be needing two bedrooms.”

“I wish Mike Stamford would introduce us.”

“I wish Mike Stamford would introduce us.”

“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side

“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side

“Sometimes you don’t talk for days on end? That’s

“Sometimes you don’t talk for days on end? That’s

“I’d love to get under your sheets. Especially if

“I’d love to get under your sheets. Especially if

“I was Wats-off, but then you turned me Wats-on.”

“I was Wats-off, but then you turned me Wats-on.”

“I enjoy my jumper collection, but I’d much rather

“I enjoy my jumper collection, but I’d much rather

“I named our dog Gladstone because you make me happy and

“I named our dog Gladstone because you make me happy and

“I noticed you’re wearing a deerstalker. May I be

“I noticed you’re wearing a deerstalker. May I be

“Don’t worry if I shout ‘Damn my leg!’

“Don’t worry if I shout ‘Damn my leg!’

“I’d let Angelo put a candle on our table.”

“I’d let Angelo put a candle on our table.”

“I like your purple shirt. How’d you like to see

“I like your purple shirt. How’d you like to see

“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me

“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me

“Would you still love me even if I turned into an Asian

“Would you still love me even if I turned into an Asian