“If I deduced everything in your life from your alcoholic

“If I deduced everything in your life from your alcoholic

“Even if you were a serial killer, I’d ride in your

“Even if you were a serial killer, I’d ride in your

“I want to put my ‘experiment’ in your 'microwave.’”

“I want to put my ‘experiment’ in your 'microwave.’”

“I’d put my riding crop in your mortuary, if you

“I’d put my riding crop in your mortuary, if you

The best of Sherlene, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of Sherlene, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“I’d like to conduct a Study in your Pink.”

“I’d like to conduct a Study in your Pink.”

“I want to express my love for you in every possible variant

“I want to express my love for you in every possible variant

“If you give me your heart, I promise I won’t put

“If you give me your heart, I promise I won’t put

“I couldn’t keep my eyes off of you, so I had to

“I couldn’t keep my eyes off of you, so I had to

“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss

“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss

“Shake hands with you in Hell? I’d much rather shake

“Shake hands with you in Hell? I’d much rather shake

“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait.

“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait.

“Want to occupy a minor position in the British government?”

“Want to occupy a minor position in the British government?”

“I would ensure your husband’s death in Florida just

“I would ensure your husband’s death in Florida just

“You don’t need to hide a blade in my belt in order

“You don’t need to hide a blade in my belt in order

“The ‘elephant in the room’ is my penis.”

“The ‘elephant in the room’ is my penis.”

“You make me uncomprehending in the face of myself.”

“You make me uncomprehending in the face of myself.”

“Are you the East Wind? Because I’d let you take

“Are you the East Wind? Because I’d let you take

“Why keep your eyeballs in the microwave when you can keep

“Why keep your eyeballs in the microwave when you can keep

“Who hunts in the middle of a crowd? Me on my way to steal

“Who hunts in the middle of a crowd? Me on my way to steal

“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations

“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations

“I bet you could warm my heart even if Sherlock was keeping

“I bet you could warm my heart even if Sherlock was keeping

“You don’t need to be a vicar with a bleeding face

“You don’t need to be a vicar with a bleeding face

“My suit may be Westwood, but I can give you wood in any

“My suit may be Westwood, but I can give you wood in any

“We can’t eat in the kitchen because Sherlock keeps

“We can’t eat in the kitchen because Sherlock keeps

“I promise to treat you like a queen… and by that

“I promise to treat you like a queen… and by that

“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal,

“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal,

“If you were naked in front of me, I would never tell you

“If you were naked in front of me, I would never tell you

“Who’s the cutest person in the room? YoOoOoOoU!”(This

“Who’s the cutest person in the room? YoOoOoOoU!”(This

“I could break every bone in your body while naming them,

“I could break every bone in your body while naming them,

“Forget the hanging in Wandsworth– I’d like

“Forget the hanging in Wandsworth– I’d like

“They call me Wilder in the streets, but I’m Wildest

“They call me Wilder in the streets, but I’m Wildest

“I get lost in your eyes easier than other people get lost

“I get lost in your eyes easier than other people get lost

“If you and I had an appointment in Samarra, I would never

“If you and I had an appointment in Samarra, I would never

All the girls standing in the line for the bathroom! All the

All the girls standing in the line for the bathroom! All the

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