“You don’t need to use your mind palace to see me
“I’m sorry you miss Redbeard… If you need
“You don’t need to YouTube to see my exotic dancing.”
“I need condoms so big, people call me Charles Augustus
“I would propose to you even if I didn’t need to
“I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory
“I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t
“If you were my drug, I wouldn’t need a case to justify
“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already
“You don’t need to be Kate Middleton for me to treat
“So, you say you’re on fire… Sounds like you
“You don’t need to pay £2,995 to be my V.I.P.”
“The fandom may call me Cupid, but I need some lovin’
“You don’t need a fake drugs bust to get into my
“I’m so shocked by your beauty, I think I’ll
“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations
“Unlike my coat, I just need one of you.â€Submitted
“You don’t need to be a vicar with a bleeding face
“You don’t need to make me inhale Project H.O.U.N.D.
“You don’t need to manipulate security cameras to
“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill
“If you needed a shoulder to cry on, I would volunteer
“You’re more hip than the body part Mrs. Hudson
“If you’d like, I can ensure that you’ll
“I’m gonna need something bigger than Appledore
“You don’t need to force me to jump off of Bart’s
“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger
“I would give you dancing lessons even if it meant your
“From a drop of water, a logician should be able to infer
“Are you Mrs. Hudson? Because I need to give you more lines…
“You don’t need to put on a mustache in order to
“I want my mind palace to have your details so perfect,
“I have a problem… and there is only one way that
“I would let you give me a hug even if I didn’t need to send
“I hope nobody needs to say ‘Norbury’ to me when I ask
“Planning our dates will be easy. I know exactly where we’ll