Poor Peridot didn’t know it was a secret. She just wanted to

Poor Peridot didn’t know it was a secret. She just wanted to

BREAKING: 16 Horrifying Excerpts From the Torture Report That

BREAKING: 16 Horrifying Excerpts From the Torture Report That

I just want a b**friend

I just want a b**friend

I don’t know how soon I’ll be able to make another

I don’t know how soon I’ll be able to make another

haverkampink: ango just wanted to make a hat to wear on Magic

haverkampink: ango just wanted to make a hat to wear on Magic

transfigurationprodigy:  Having Mr. Weasley as a father-in-law

transfigurationprodigy: Having Mr. Weasley as a father-in-law

I’m feeling better btw. It was just a small thing and I

I’m feeling better btw. It was just a small thing and I

cherryblossombarrage:  brachiosaurs:  improbablenormality:  caraknightley:

cherryblossombarrage: brachiosaurs: improbablenormality: caraknightley:

When I just want a fling women come out of nowhere wanting to

When I just want a fling women come out of nowhere wanting to

i don’t know whether to consider myself lucky or not….

i don’t know whether to consider myself lucky or not….

wholelottabrown: dynastylnoire:   mochafleur:   trapqueenkoopa:

wholelottabrown: dynastylnoire: mochafleur: trapqueenkoopa:

nonbinary-dysphoria: nonbinary-dysphoria:  nonbinary-dysphoria:

nonbinary-dysphoria: nonbinary-dysphoria: nonbinary-dysphoria:

odeofagentlegiant:I want a submissive who sits on my lap, sucks

odeofagentlegiant:I want a submissive who sits on my lap, sucks

submissivebutch:  i just want a mean femme to make me fuck her

submissivebutch: i just want a mean femme to make me fuck her

I just want Carly Rae Jepsen to release a 52 song album. What

I just want Carly Rae Jepsen to release a 52 song album. What

frushead:  oh-so-polite-indeed:  frugalsciante:  Oh my god, I

frushead: oh-so-polite-indeed: frugalsciante: Oh my god, I

southpauz:  True story. I just wanted a refill on my Sprite. 

southpauz: True story. I just wanted a refill on my Sprite. 

alfredickcock:  I mean, look at me. I don’t want to be perfect,

alfredickcock: I mean, look at me. I don’t want to be perfect,

catswithbenefits:  i dont want a job i just want paychecks

catswithbenefits: i dont want a job i just want paychecks

sparklehime:  sparklehime:  look at this card  i really don’t

sparklehime: sparklehime: look at this card i really don’t

unrealisticlessly:  i want to be really healthy and drink green

unrealisticlessly: i want to be really healthy and drink green

Okay. I lied. I am now finished all the work I wanted to get

Okay. I lied. I am now finished all the work I wanted to get

andioyu:  Me: aw how sweet all the cats in this house run up

andioyu: Me: aw how sweet all the cats in this house run up

 i don’t know why or maybe i’m lying to myself i’m

i don’t know why or maybe i’m lying to myself i’m

I’m waiting to take my exam online and my professor wont

I’m waiting to take my exam online and my professor wont

Scott was going to drop his plans to Skype with me tonight because

Scott was going to drop his plans to Skype with me tonight because

flyingwithbrokenrockets:  commedesbrazil:  meowmeow-beenz:  Does

flyingwithbrokenrockets: commedesbrazil: meowmeow-beenz: Does

Sometimes when I was really young I would get all excited and

Sometimes when I was really young I would get all excited and

I used to really love being here but lately I just don’t

I used to really love being here but lately I just don’t

Person A : Drags me into personal/business drama they had with

Person A : Drags me into personal/business drama they had with

oh man i am so tired, i just stepped out a moment for groceries

oh man i am so tired, i just stepped out a moment for groceries

 btw guys I made an instagram just.. because lmao if you want

btw guys I made an instagram just.. because lmao if you want

Sometimes I just want to be touched. Not like sexually, but I

Sometimes I just want to be touched. Not like sexually, but I

Happy birthday you bugger! I apologize if this drawing looks

Happy birthday you bugger! I apologize if this drawing looks

oh and heads up, replies dont seem to be working very well it

oh and heads up, replies dont seem to be working very well it

ummmm I fucking hate companies calling ur phone like when they

ummmm I fucking hate companies calling ur phone like when they