“I had planned on just giving him a mens-room blowjob…but

“I had planned on just giving him a mens-room blowjob…but

hessomuchbigger:  Your new wife just went for a walk down the

hessomuchbigger: Your new wife just went for a walk down the

hessomuchbigger:  Your new wife just went for a walk down the

hessomuchbigger: Your new wife just went for a walk down the

pampers-love:  wittlesissybaby:“Yes right now. I’m not

pampers-love: wittlesissybaby:“Yes right now. I’m not

xoxo-beth:  Peekaboo! This is what I made at 3:30a from outtakes

xoxo-beth: Peekaboo! This is what I made at 3:30a from outtakes

uncensoredpleasure:  “Pull your pants up, your brother can

uncensoredpleasure: “Pull your pants up, your brother can

jpee1:  omomeup:  Was outside having a smoke when I had to pee,

jpee1: omomeup: Was outside having a smoke when I had to pee,

omomeup:Was outside having a smoke when I had to pee, so I pulled

omomeup:Was outside having a smoke when I had to pee, so I pulled

I have to get this off my chest right now even if I’m in

I have to get this off my chest right now even if I’m in

watchyouwee:  omomeup:  omomeup:  Was outside having a smoke

watchyouwee: omomeup: omomeup: Was outside having a smoke

 Why am i getting sick on the day right before winter break starts.

Why am i getting sick on the day right before winter break starts.

familyperv:  As soon as Mom left for Work my sister walked out

familyperv: As soon as Mom left for Work my sister walked out

exceptionals: me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myselfnurse:

exceptionals: me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myselfnurse:

southernpleasure:  Walking out of the restaurant we went to on

southernpleasure: Walking out of the restaurant we went to on

notnumbersix:  This just happened to me two nights ago. I got

notnumbersix: This just happened to me two nights ago. I got

southhallspsu:  dillonandersonxxx:  I came right on the floor,

southhallspsu: dillonandersonxxx: I came right on the floor,

ladynehemah:  phallusifer9:   Know your rights: —but prepare

ladynehemah: phallusifer9: Know your rights: —but prepare

relapsedbbcaddict: egyptianb8ter88:  I had to get my nut off.

relapsedbbcaddict: egyptianb8ter88: I had to get my nut off.

ameliahsfairytale:  ameliahsfairytale:  ameliahsfairytale:  ameliahsfairytale:

ameliahsfairytale: ameliahsfairytale: ameliahsfairytale: ameliahsfairytale:

nubian-deity:  He cornered you. You were coming home from work

nubian-deity: He cornered you. You were coming home from work

fatanarchy:  mutualistvanguard:   9-feathers:   Know your rights:—but

fatanarchy: mutualistvanguard: 9-feathers: Know your rights:—but

exceptionals:  me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myselfnurse:

exceptionals: me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myselfnurse:

timemachineyeah:pseudomantis:Domesticated computers will eat

timemachineyeah:pseudomantis:Domesticated computers will eat

blackqueerblog: Women: “I can’t walk home alone because creeps

blackqueerblog: Women: “I can’t walk home alone because creeps

exceptionals:  me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myselfnurse:

exceptionals: me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myselfnurse:

exceptionals:  me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myselfnurse:

exceptionals: me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myselfnurse:

3holes4you:  Oh my god, do you seriously have a hard on right

3holes4you: Oh my god, do you seriously have a hard on right

exceptionals:  me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myselfnurse:

exceptionals: me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myselfnurse:

drunk-on-ginny:  bimbosminder:For the longest time, he was just

drunk-on-ginny: bimbosminder:For the longest time, he was just

exceptionals:  me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myselfnurse:

exceptionals: me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myselfnurse:

asajones2:Just as I thought you naughty girl! I could tell by

asajones2:Just as I thought you naughty girl! I could tell by

pseudomantis:Domesticated computers will eat a disc right out

pseudomantis:Domesticated computers will eat a disc right out

stagalways100: Well since you put it that way. I have had fantasies

stagalways100: Well since you put it that way. I have had fantasies

mitchdahbitch:  fohk:  “You have to invite me in” “What

mitchdahbitch: fohk: “You have to invite me in” “What

exceptionals: me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myselfnurse:

exceptionals: me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myselfnurse:

gracefullydeadicated:  mostlyjudson:  disobey:  Know your rights:—but

gracefullydeadicated: mostlyjudson: disobey: Know your rights:—but