“The whole world is wet to my touch, and it’s not
“I’d come to your parents’ house for Christmas
“My penis is a dagger– a scalpel wielded with precision
“Not sure about having chemistry with me? Don’t worry,
“I would never put the doorbell in the fridge if you were
“People like you deserve to be kissed. That’s why
“I would let you call me Sherl.”
“If I was looking for a friend in a drug den, I wouldn’t
“I’m not very good at expressing my feelings, so
“I would propose to you even if I didn’t need to
“I would let you call me Myc.”
“You always feel love, but you don’t have to fear
“When I asked if you came for me, I didn’t just mean
“Let’s have a relationship that’s in a good
“I’m going to write you a love letter… I don’t
The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating.”
“I want to have more meetings with you than Magnussen had
“I would spend the night at your place even if it was a
“Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot…
“I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t
“Redbeard isn’t the only one I’d like to be
“I think about Redbeard when I want to calm down, but I
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“If you were my drug, I wouldn’t need a case to justify
“I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for
“Don’t hate the dragon slayer. Hate the game.”
“You make me wetter than a fireplace that’s just
“My love for you burns like the A.G.R.A. flash drive.”
“May the problems of your future be my privilege?”
“You’re hotter than The Dynamics of Combustion.”
The best of “Shezza,” from bbcsherlockpickuplines.
“I may not be Uncle Rudy, but I’ll cross-dress for
“I’m not a dragon for you to slay… I’m
“I would name my daughter after you even if Sherlock wasn’t
“Mary’s bullet isn’t the only thing that should