The big masked man hired me for a few days. When he picked me

The big masked man hired me for a few days. When he picked me

This is Joan Mills my mother’s best friend. She hired

This is Joan Mills my mother’s best friend. She hired

bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com/post/88219055551/

bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com/post/88219055551/

otkfme:  Although you are eighteen years old, your parents still

otkfme: Although you are eighteen years old, your parents still

Do you like this video I took of you darling? Do you like what

Do you like this video I took of you darling? Do you like what

nellucnhoj:  dear sega please hire me  Tumblr  — Twitter —

nellucnhoj: dear sega please hire me Tumblr — Twitter —

(via onceaguy, nakedpicturesofyourdad)

(via onceaguy, nakedpicturesofyourdad)

royalsiblings:  When my brother hired me as a personal escort

royalsiblings: When my brother hired me as a personal escort

adaddyslove:  He hired me to care for his kids while he worked

adaddyslove: He hired me to care for his kids while he worked

carribeanbum:  Kleio Valentien Kleio Valentein just hired me

carribeanbum: Kleio Valentien Kleio Valentein just hired me

You’re an extremely lucky man. You know how many guys have

You’re an extremely lucky man. You know how many guys have

male-tf-control:People hire me for the weirdest shit sometimes,

male-tf-control:People hire me for the weirdest shit sometimes,

hellosweetieitsconnor:  I wanted to post this on here, because

hellosweetieitsconnor: I wanted to post this on here, because

selflubricatinganus:  marvel idea: give black widow a female

selflubricatinganus: marvel idea: give black widow a female

yamujiburo:Waifu <3 I just wanna draw her all the time akshjd.

yamujiburo:Waifu <3 I just wanna draw her all the time akshjd.

aoxenuk:  Overwatch’s Mei from the latest “Rise and Shine”

aoxenuk: Overwatch’s Mei from the latest “Rise and Shine”

left-reminders:me, at a job interview: I love wage labour, the

left-reminders:me, at a job interview: I love wage labour, the

clientsfromhell:  A client hired me to design a logo for their

clientsfromhell: A client hired me to design a logo for their

“I’d like to thank you for hiring me, Uncle Steve,”

“I’d like to thank you for hiring me, Uncle Steve,”

gninsdimension: Whazzaaa! I got a PM from an ultra polite fan

gninsdimension: Whazzaaa! I got a PM from an ultra polite fan

Yayyy I now have a female client that wants to hire me regularly!!! 

Yayyy I now have a female client that wants to hire me regularly!!! 

selflubricatinganus:  marvel idea: give black widow a female

selflubricatinganus: marvel idea: give black widow a female

byulu:A mysterious figure busted me out of satin prison. As an

byulu:A mysterious figure busted me out of satin prison. As an

scribe for hire

scribe for hire

just had an overwhelming feeling of dread as I finish up my paper.

just had an overwhelming feeling of dread as I finish up my paper.

my boss just forwarded me an email he received from a parent

my boss just forwarded me an email he received from a parent

misterclarkrogers:  one of y'all were describing a scenario to

misterclarkrogers: one of y'all were describing a scenario to

so it turns out the cool botanical garden job hired me. and i

so it turns out the cool botanical garden job hired me. and i

misterclarkrogers:one of y'all were describing a scenario to

misterclarkrogers:one of y'all were describing a scenario to

kinkykcgirl:  come on in daddy!  Mom hired me to dance for you.

kinkykcgirl: come on in daddy!  Mom hired me to dance for you.

clientsfromhell:  A client hired me to design a logo for their

clientsfromhell: A client hired me to design a logo for their

gabrus:  #tbt to one of my first days in LA I get called in to

gabrus: #tbt to one of my first days in LA I get called in to

stickolas:  I feel like this scene from family guy didn’t leave

stickolas: I feel like this scene from family guy didn’t leave

officetimeduty:  daddyswhore:  Dad always got really stressed

officetimeduty: daddyswhore: Dad always got really stressed

fartgallery:  bewbin:  fartgallery:   stunt double: did you only

fartgallery: bewbin: fartgallery: stunt double: did you only

I need to hire some guy to follow me around and when I get the

I need to hire some guy to follow me around and when I get the