sourwife:  — i looked at him like he was the sun, he looked

sourwife: — i looked at him like he was the sun, he looked

fuckhotbieber:  Justin on President Obama: - He was like.. ughm..

fuckhotbieber: Justin on President Obama: - He was like.. ughm..

milktealimesoda:  …and Niel was like / i had enough of this

milktealimesoda: …and Niel was like / i had enough of this

altairchan:  my proudest moment was when i was like 4 and I was

altairchan: my proudest moment was when i was like 4 and I was

daftlypunk:  i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like

daftlypunk: i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like

fleshdroid:  I was signing up for amnesty society and the guy

fleshdroid: I was signing up for amnesty society and the guy

i had to fire someone today, and real shit, I gotta start doing

i had to fire someone today, and real shit, I gotta start doing

he's lying to u girl

he's lying to u girl

daftlypunk:  i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like

daftlypunk: i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like

frrankiix:  infinitelimit:  oraldiarrhea:  secretsbest:  8 month

frrankiix: infinitelimit: oraldiarrhea: secretsbest: 8 month

jojostuck:  “No homo,” I whisper tearfully, cradling the

jojostuck: “No homo,” I whisper tearfully, cradling the

moonblossom:  jackiemakescomics:  whitachi:  vintar:  I showed

moonblossom: jackiemakescomics: whitachi: vintar: I showed

malachidavenport:  Who?  They’re idiots.  You’re perfect

malachidavenport: Who?  They’re idiots.  You’re perfect

daftlypunk:  i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like

daftlypunk: i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like

organmeat:  daftlypunk:   i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly

organmeat: daftlypunk: i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly

i ordered pizza last night and when it came the delivery boy

i ordered pizza last night and when it came the delivery boy

daftlypunk:  i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like

daftlypunk: i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like

iswearimnotnaked:  iswearimnotnaked:  i was working w this guy

iswearimnotnaked: iswearimnotnaked: i was working w this guy

daftlypunk:  i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like

daftlypunk: i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like

trans-reaper:   reaper was prescribed a back brace 4 his chronic

trans-reaper: reaper was prescribed a back brace 4 his chronic

daftlypunk: i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like

daftlypunk: i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like

daftlypunk:  i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like

daftlypunk: i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like

organmeat:  daftlypunk:  i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly

organmeat: daftlypunk: i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly

sweets808:So last week I was at work and my co worker we always

sweets808:So last week I was at work and my co worker we always

altairchan:  my proudest moment was when i was like 4 and I was

altairchan: my proudest moment was when i was like 4 and I was

beyoncebeytwice:  a few days ago this kid promised he’d let

beyoncebeytwice: a few days ago this kid promised he’d let

daftlypunk:  i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like

daftlypunk: i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like

daftlypunk:  i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like

daftlypunk: i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like

daftlypunk:  i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like

daftlypunk: i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like

daftlypunk:  i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like

daftlypunk: i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like

daftlypunk:  i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like

daftlypunk: i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like

He was like “wait for it…….you dumb bitch

He was like “wait for it…….you dumb bitch

daftlypunk: i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like

daftlypunk: i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like

I remember once this roofing guy came to my door and was like

I remember once this roofing guy came to my door and was like

I’m sick you know & have been blowing my nose a lot…

I’m sick you know & have been blowing my nose a lot…

My regular doctor wasn’t there today so I had to get adjusted

My regular doctor wasn’t there today so I had to get adjusted