Famous last words (what Alex, the African grey parrot, said to

Famous last words (what Alex, the African grey parrot, said to

contexxxt:  Jake didn’t say a word as he stepped out of the

contexxxt: Jake didn’t say a word as he stepped out of the

mruser15b:  daisygirl-too:I said no but he said yes.  Such pretty

mruser15b: daisygirl-too:I said no but he said yes. Such pretty

“why.. why can’t I… move” she said, forcing the

“why.. why can’t I… move” she said, forcing the

“Lay back and spread your legs in the air,” He said.She tried

“Lay back and spread your legs in the air,” He said.She tried

babiegyrle:  losrachetss:  kingmuthaphuckinbasquiat:  thaunderground:

babiegyrle: losrachetss: kingmuthaphuckinbasquiat: thaunderground:

sfcall:  I said “What’s it like to be so handsome?” He

sfcall: I said “What’s it like to be so handsome?” He

“Trust me,” he said in his usual soft but firm manner, “you

“Trust me,” he said in his usual soft but firm manner, “you

anaussienla:  the-dog-fandom:  dan-is-probably-on-fire:twilighttheunicorn:mandopony:ultrafacts:Alex

anaussienla: the-dog-fandom: dan-is-probably-on-fire:twilighttheunicorn:mandopony:ultrafacts:Alex

thatssoandrew:  relaxxxing:  steverogershelmethair:  *Changes

thatssoandrew: relaxxxing: steverogershelmethair: *Changes

socialjusticekoolaid:  revolutionarykoolaid: Cops who shot 12-year-old

socialjusticekoolaid: revolutionarykoolaid: Cops who shot 12-year-old

anaussienla:  the-dog-fandom:  dan-is-probably-on-fire:twilighttheunicorn:mandopony:ultrafacts:Alex

anaussienla: the-dog-fandom: dan-is-probably-on-fire:twilighttheunicorn:mandopony:ultrafacts:Alex

foxnewsofficial:  apparently when my brother was 7 someone teased

foxnewsofficial: apparently when my brother was 7 someone teased

thatssoandrew: relaxxxing:  steverogershelmethair:  *Changes

thatssoandrew: relaxxxing: steverogershelmethair: *Changes

petrarals:  why do ppl think tsukishima is really mature he’s

petrarals: why do ppl think tsukishima is really mature he’s

Tried to get this stud to take his clothes off, but he said he

Tried to get this stud to take his clothes off, but he said he

4mysquad:   Well said bro! #BlackPride Drake: “You got on that

4mysquad: Well said bro! #BlackPride Drake: “You got on that

onnanoko-sekai:My favorite misunderstanding I’ve had to clear

onnanoko-sekai:My favorite misunderstanding I’ve had to clear

thatssoandrew:  relaxxxing:  steverogershelmethair:  *Changes

thatssoandrew: relaxxxing: steverogershelmethair: *Changes

thatssoandrew:  relaxxxing:  steverogershelmethair:  *Changes

thatssoandrew: relaxxxing: steverogershelmethair: *Changes

itchycoil:  marxism-leninism-memeism:   marxistbarbie:   marxistbarbie:

itchycoil: marxism-leninism-memeism: marxistbarbie: marxistbarbie:

lolsofunny:   holy shit dude If you don’t know Alex, I suggest

lolsofunny: holy shit dude If you don’t know Alex, I suggest

onnanoko-sekai: My favorite misunderstanding I’ve had to clear

onnanoko-sekai: My favorite misunderstanding I’ve had to clear

pornusual: onnanoko-sekai: My favorite misunderstanding I’ve

pornusual: onnanoko-sekai: My favorite misunderstanding I’ve

lolsofunny:   holy shit dude If you don’t know Alex, I suggest

lolsofunny: holy shit dude If you don’t know Alex, I suggest

ay,” he said. For a moment, I was lost for words. I didn’t

ay,” he said. For a moment, I was lost for words. I didn’t

22ozcoke:  Curvy Girl Day!  SUBMISSION! Thanks for the kind words,

22ozcoke: Curvy Girl Day! SUBMISSION! Thanks for the kind words,

thatssoandrew:  relaxxxing:  steverogershelmethair:  *Changes

thatssoandrew: relaxxxing: steverogershelmethair: *Changes

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:  micdotcom:  Trevor Noah goes on

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: micdotcom: Trevor Noah goes on

contexxxt:  “Fine, I’ll take you.  I have to go that

contexxxt: “Fine, I’ll take you.  I have to go that

thatssoandrew:  relaxxxing:  steverogershelmethair:  *Changes

thatssoandrew: relaxxxing: steverogershelmethair: *Changes

brass-tacks-time:  dirty-brunette-beauty:  Well I was @brass-tacks-time’s

brass-tacks-time: dirty-brunette-beauty: Well I was @brass-tacks-time’s

contexxxt:   Jake didn’t say a word as he stepped out of the

contexxxt: Jake didn’t say a word as he stepped out of the

untoldwishesanddreams:  myredbike:  “I love you,” he said

untoldwishesanddreams: myredbike: “I love you,” he said

equalistmako:  a bored dude waiting in the lobby approached me

equalistmako: a bored dude waiting in the lobby approached me

thatssoandrew:  relaxxxing:  steverogershelmethair:  *Changes

thatssoandrew: relaxxxing: steverogershelmethair: *Changes