Said no man ever…. >_>

Said no man ever…. >_>

Least appetizing thing I’ve seen all week…. >_>

Least appetizing thing I’ve seen all week…. >_>

…… you’re taking it too far bro….

…… you’re taking it too far bro….

I won’t lie…. I just giggle… >_>

I won’t lie…. I just giggle… >_>

HEY!   NO!  LIES!  That’s what we HOPE for, not what

HEY!   NO!  LIES!  That’s what we HOPE for, not what

… seems legit… >_>

… seems legit… >_>

I think the bear trap was a little much… >_>

I think the bear trap was a little much… >_>

1 month anniversary present for every single future gf….

1 month anniversary present for every single future gf….

Having been born to a domesticated family… Felix doesn’t

Having been born to a domesticated family… Felix doesn’t

…. I find this excessively endearing… >_>

…. I find this excessively endearing… >_>

I get this a lot…. >_>

I get this a lot…. >_>

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….. if you add a hand… this is the result…

….. if you add a hand… this is the result…

Only in America……. >_>

Only in America……. >_>

Honestly…. who didn’t figure this out 10 different

Honestly…. who didn’t figure this out 10 different

….. the funny part for me is that I can’t really

….. the funny part for me is that I can’t really

……. >_>  Dude obviously never saw Jurassic

……. >_>  Dude obviously never saw Jurassic

*shiver*  >_>

*shiver*  >_>

…..  I don’t know why I am posting this…

…..  I don’t know why I am posting this…

……  >_>

……  >_>

This is quite possibly the most shallow, most poorly thought

This is quite possibly the most shallow, most poorly thought

Pretty much me whenever a woman tells me she loves me and its

Pretty much me whenever a woman tells me she loves me and its

…. I had to post this.  HAD TO.  Don’t judge me….

…. I had to post this.  HAD TO.  Don’t judge me….

….. *snort*…………….*giggle*………….

….. *snort*…………….*giggle*………….

…. dude I hope you have an…. oil rag uh, handy…

…. dude I hope you have an…. oil rag uh, handy…

I’m not as shocked as I should be by this resemblance….

I’m not as shocked as I should be by this resemblance….

….. way to try and make a political statement by totally

….. way to try and make a political statement by totally

Woman logic never fails to amaze me with its complete inanity…

Woman logic never fails to amaze me with its complete inanity…

…. I don’t even want to see that xbox under a black

…. I don’t even want to see that xbox under a black

I say that all the time… People tell me “Good morning.”

I say that all the time… People tell me “Good morning.”

… okay you all know I randomly post cute shit.  Learn

… okay you all know I randomly post cute shit.  Learn

When Piccolo SMH’s… you know you fucked up…

When Piccolo SMH’s… you know you fucked up…

…………  >_>

…………  >_>

…. I would never cheat myself… and peoples business

…. I would never cheat myself… and peoples business

lmao  Too me a sec to even get this… but when I did…

lmao  Too me a sec to even get this… but when I did…

….. I find this semi legitimate… which worries

….. I find this semi legitimate… which worries