I don’t even like to watch sports but still…. AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

I don’t even like to watch sports but still…. AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Ya…. I’m going to be an assanine father just like

Ya…. I’m going to be an assanine father just like

Said no man.  Ever.

Said no man.  Ever.

Aint that the truth.  Damn women… =_=

Aint that the truth.  Damn women… =_=

…. all I can say is…. YAY FOR PROGRESS!  ^_^

…. all I can say is…. YAY FOR PROGRESS!  ^_^

Said no man ever…. >_>

Said no man ever…. >_>

…. where the fuck were you a decade ago you effing fox…

…. where the fuck were you a decade ago you effing fox…

*teenage men like her.     As far as I can tell its only teenage

*teenage men like her.     As far as I can tell its only teenage

HEY!   NO!  LIES!  That’s what we HOPE for, not what

HEY!   NO!  LIES!  That’s what we HOPE for, not what

……………………….

……………………….

…………… =O  I’m ashamed

…………… =O  I’m ashamed

… amen.

… amen.

Good one bro, good one.  ^_^

Good one bro, good one.  ^_^

Tough one?  You pick the fuckin’ brunette.  What are

Tough one?  You pick the fuckin’ brunette.  What are

…. such a great idea.  *plans out similar ploy*

…. such a great idea.  *plans out similar ploy*

…….. <3

…….. <3

Ha!  XD

Ha!  XD

I don’t get it… nice hair, nice tits, nice hips…

I don’t get it… nice hair, nice tits, nice hips…

………………………………………..

………………………………………..

XD

XD

………………. AMEN.

………………. AMEN.

ZEBRA:  Ha!  The tables have turned Lion!   DOMINATION!!!!

ZEBRA:  Ha!  The tables have turned Lion!   DOMINATION!!!!

Ya.  Who’d say no to free endorphins.  Further proof

Ya.  Who’d say no to free endorphins.  Further proof

What… the fuck?

What… the fuck?

… marry me.

… marry me.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pwned.

Pwned.

Jail?  Hell no.  Luckily, in my country, I doubt I would.  ;)

Jail?  Hell no.  Luckily, in my country, I doubt I would.  ;)

…. aw. =(

…. aw. =(

YEAAHHHHHH!  SCIENCE!  XD

YEAAHHHHHH!  SCIENCE!  XD

Seriously…. that’d be a useful trick to know….

Seriously…. that’d be a useful trick to know….

lol…..  Great caption.

lol…..  Great caption.

Ya…. I now wish to be an elephants friend.  That one

Ya…. I now wish to be an elephants friend.  That one

Fuckin’ lucky fucker…. =_=

Fuckin’ lucky fucker…. =_=

Reason #543 to wish for the Zombie Apocalypse…. roughed

Reason #543 to wish for the Zombie Apocalypse…. roughed

At least its a brunette.

At least its a brunette.