Mom told me there would be days like this
Good day for putting things off
Great start to an active day
Brew up another pot and enjoy the day
Your days as a lab assistant are numbered
I feel a lazy day coming on
I’ll take too hot over too cold any day
Another day off … YES
Back in the good ol’ days
Nothing like a little satire to brighten the day
Wings ’n beer day
Same old shit, different day
Happy Valentine’s Day! Let a frown be your umbrella!
Laundry day frustrations
Hump day, baby
Surprises around every corner these days
Best news I’ve heard all day
A nice healthy start for St. Paddy’s Day
Helluva way to start the day
Stay a few more days, k?
Demotivation day
Cannabis consumers holy day
I’m gonna bruin your day
Just take it one day at a time
Dammit, two more days to go
Ugh, two more days to go …
Just another gruesome day
Still the best start to the day
Hot day? Add a little colour to someone’s life
Same old shit, different day
The past looks more appealing every day
At the appropriate time of day, of course
Housekeeping day at the stoner mansion
Gonna be another stellar day
The first days are always a little slow
And it keeps gettin’ weirder every damn day