You would have to be one convincing woman to get two guys that

You would have to be one convincing woman to get two guys that

you’ll never have to force another bowel movement again

you’ll never have to force another bowel movement again

You know this is what you want, for me to choke you hard whilst

You know this is what you want, for me to choke you hard whilst

you have no idea of what you have let yourself in for. You will

you have no idea of what you have let yourself in for. You will

You said you wanted to rock my world….well, welcome to

You said you wanted to rock my world….well, welcome to

To see her fighting every basic impulse of her body, to pull

To see her fighting every basic impulse of her body, to pull

You need to remember to remind her who’s boss. This looks

You need to remember to remind her who’s boss. This looks

You thought I was joking when I said I own your body….this

You thought I was joking when I said I own your body….this

nudesexyfuckingwet:  I want you to spread your legs as wide as

nudesexyfuckingwet: I want you to spread your legs as wide as

Don’t move, don’t speak, don’t do anything at all other

Don’t move, don’t speak, don’t do anything at all other

You know what happens on the nights your wife tells you to sleep

You know what happens on the nights your wife tells you to sleep

You not only had to watch, they even brought a camera and told

You not only had to watch, they even brought a camera and told

You knew when you asked me to go shopping that we would end up

You knew when you asked me to go shopping that we would end up

irishpride619:  hisfuckdolls:  “Welcome home from school, little

irishpride619: hisfuckdolls: “Welcome home from school, little

You guys know what I love? When I get shit for stupid ships and

You guys know what I love? When I get shit for stupid ships and

carolfuckingbrady:  squided:  WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE

carolfuckingbrady: squided: WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE

sleepyquail replied to your post: oh my fucking god i hate these

sleepyquail replied to your post: oh my fucking god i hate these

cookingwithroxy:liftedandgiftedd:thepoeticlovechild:tgaaawd:uuuvula:gold-kushkloudz:Boyfriend

cookingwithroxy:liftedandgiftedd:thepoeticlovechild:tgaaawd:uuuvula:gold-kushkloudz:Boyfriend

gaming-things-that-make-you-rage:  Gaming Things that make you RAGE #138

gaming-things-that-make-you-rage: Gaming Things that make you RAGE #138

You would think that someone with depression and anxiety would

You would think that someone with depression and anxiety would

socialworkgradstudents:  korythedirtyracetraitor:  longlivexxxx:

socialworkgradstudents: korythedirtyracetraitor: longlivexxxx:

afro-elf:  my roommate is crying on our balcony, my roommate

afro-elf: my roommate is crying on our balcony, my roommate

can’t sleep because the people upstairs arE HAVING A FUCKING

can’t sleep because the people upstairs arE HAVING A FUCKING

She thinks I’m in Alaska, even though I stopped talking

She thinks I’m in Alaska, even though I stopped talking

My ex is coming out of the closet and I want to be happy for

My ex is coming out of the closet and I want to be happy for

Fuck you for being the person to make me the angriest, saddest,

Fuck you for being the person to make me the angriest, saddest,

Fuck everyone who fucked me over. Everyone who hurt me. Everyone

Fuck everyone who fucked me over. Everyone who hurt me. Everyone

ioanina: teamchaosprez:  drsofialamb:  # WHOEVER MADE THIS IS

ioanina: teamchaosprez: drsofialamb: # WHOEVER MADE THIS IS

me: i feel that way about *something*  them: No ! dont you feel

me: i feel that way about *something* them: No ! dont you feel

yeah, but you’re still really fucking annoying. it’s

yeah, but you’re still really fucking annoying. it’s

Fuck this whole situation. Fuck myself for letting this happen.

Fuck this whole situation. Fuck myself for letting this happen.

So my mother’s husband, thinks I don’t deserve to

So my mother’s husband, thinks I don’t deserve to

someone bring me a dog so I can force them to sleep and cuddle

someone bring me a dog so I can force them to sleep and cuddle

You guys don’t know how happy i am right now. tomorrow

You guys don’t know how happy i am right now. tomorrow

I’m so fucken horny right now. I want a big fat cock in

I’m so fucken horny right now. I want a big fat cock in

Shoutout to all you motherfuckers who praise men for being polyamorous

Shoutout to all you motherfuckers who praise men for being polyamorous