I met Mrs Jones at this party… 5 glasses of wine later

I met Mrs Jones at this party… 5 glasses of wine later

The After Photo “Fucking sweet!” proclaimed Daniel.

The After Photo “Fucking sweet!” proclaimed Daniel.

“When I saw pics of this massive fucking thing on her phone,

“When I saw pics of this massive fucking thing on her phone,

“When I saw pics of this massive fucking dick on her phone,

“When I saw pics of this massive fucking dick on her phone,

She told me that she’d been seeing someone for a few weeks

She told me that she’d been seeing someone for a few weeks

“When I saw pics of this massive fucking dick on her phone,

“When I saw pics of this massive fucking dick on her phone,

girthyencounters:  “When I saw pics of this massive fucking

girthyencounters: “When I saw pics of this massive fucking

Here is the most unusual NYC quote in a long week of unusual

Here is the most unusual NYC quote in a long week of unusual

lovesbiggirls:  1st - look at the phone she’s on thats a Nokia

lovesbiggirls: 1st - look at the phone she’s on thats a Nokia

virginloosergoonaddict:  depravedstroking:  I know you’ve been

virginloosergoonaddict: depravedstroking: I know you’ve been

virginloosergoonaddict:  depravedstroking:  I know you’ve been

virginloosergoonaddict: depravedstroking: I know you’ve been

imapervert:  Look at those fucking tits. Too bad she got that

imapervert: Look at those fucking tits. Too bad she got that

lesbianshepard:  back in freshman year of high school we had

lesbianshepard: back in freshman year of high school we had

crownflame: lesbianshepard:  back in freshman year of high school

crownflame: lesbianshepard: back in freshman year of high school

attekari:  macaroons-at-tiffanys:  manraybans:  oldmanstephanie:

attekari: macaroons-at-tiffanys: manraybans: oldmanstephanie:

liamdryden:  feminist-space:  lesbianshepard:  i keep thinking

liamdryden: feminist-space: lesbianshepard: i keep thinking

blondecandyinva:  Hey Gene, just wanted to send you a quick pic

blondecandyinva: Hey Gene, just wanted to send you a quick pic

lesbianshepard: back in freshman year of high school we had this

lesbianshepard: back in freshman year of high school we had this

sail0r-sadist:  mybuttisaurus:  janesmoustachio:  haytham-motherfucking-kenway:

sail0r-sadist: mybuttisaurus: janesmoustachio: haytham-motherfucking-kenway:

wetpissing:  bosblkotter: ca-urinalspy:   this fucking young

wetpissing: bosblkotter: ca-urinalspy: this fucking young

eteoclesblog:  Son has decided that triple maths and triple physics

eteoclesblog: Son has decided that triple maths and triple physics

herbgerblin: My explanation is this: x [ID: Sketches of Taako

herbgerblin: My explanation is this: x [ID: Sketches of Taako

i-r-o-n-i-c–a-e-s-t-h-e-t-i-c:  kawaiirobonoid: I just saw

i-r-o-n-i-c–a-e-s-t-h-e-t-i-c: kawaiirobonoid: I just saw

crownflame:  lesbianshepard:  back in freshman year of high school

crownflame: lesbianshepard: back in freshman year of high school

riseofthecommonwoodpile:smartphone storage plateauing in favor

riseofthecommonwoodpile:smartphone storage plateauing in favor

bewbin:  purrfection95:  bewbin:  bewbin:  i’ve been on the

bewbin: purrfection95: bewbin: bewbin: i’ve been on the

lesbianshepard: back in freshman year of high school we had this

lesbianshepard: back in freshman year of high school we had this

liamdryden:  feminist-space:  lesbianshepard:  i keep thinking

liamdryden: feminist-space: lesbianshepard: i keep thinking

Wow, everyone in my family is to fucking selfish to take twenty

Wow, everyone in my family is to fucking selfish to take twenty

There was an away day for off site training at my wife’s job

There was an away day for off site training at my wife’s job

candysroom25:  My second re-blog of this Stoya girlie love pic

candysroom25: My second re-blog of this Stoya girlie love pic

Got up at 8:30 to play phone tag, trying to get in touch with

Got up at 8:30 to play phone tag, trying to get in touch with

dirty-brunette-beauty:  brass-tacks-time: dirty-brunette-beauty:

dirty-brunette-beauty: brass-tacks-time: dirty-brunette-beauty:

mymilfuniverse:  You were waiting at school for your mom to pick

mymilfuniverse: You were waiting at school for your mom to pick

marriedlust35:  T - sexiest thing that S has sent me via text

marriedlust35: T - sexiest thing that S has sent me via text

stinkyhat:saesyndrome:does anyone have the fucking edited xfiles

stinkyhat:saesyndrome:does anyone have the fucking edited xfiles