thetitanbarbarossa:  So, this video has once again been making

thetitanbarbarossa: So, this video has once again been making

You give me the lucky penny I hid somewhere in the house, you

You give me the lucky penny I hid somewhere in the house, you

Tell me what’s in it for me to let you into our bedroom

Tell me what’s in it for me to let you into our bedroom

You are going to get up here … but you’re going

You are going to get up here … but you’re going

That’s hilarious, sweetie.   You’ve finished your

That’s hilarious, sweetie.   You’ve finished your

I know what you’re thinking.  You’re thinking “is

I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking “is

I will gently stroke your ball. I will beat you. I will let you

I will gently stroke your ball. I will beat you. I will let you

I don’t care that your dad didn’t  take you into

I don’t care that your dad didn’t  take you into

Pick me up at 5 after my last treatment.   Meanwhile go home

Pick me up at 5 after my last treatment.   Meanwhile go home

Even if you had already shaved, you wouldn’t be coming.

Even if you had already shaved, you wouldn’t be coming.

It’s a small thing, but I love the fact he just has his

It’s a small thing, but I love the fact he just has his

Just checking… you haven’t completed the washing

Just checking… you haven’t completed the washing

I’ll carry on undressing …   … but if you

I’ll carry on undressing …   … but if you

No, silly!  Of course you can’t use the dishwasher.  

No, silly!  Of course you can’t use the dishwasher.  

No honey, that’s not a good enough deal for me.  So you’re

No honey, that’s not a good enough deal for me.  So you’re

Stop looking so smug and get on with the ironing.  Oh, and take

Stop looking so smug and get on with the ironing.  Oh, and take

I know you liked it when I used to wear the sexiest silk lingerie

I know you liked it when I used to wear the sexiest silk lingerie

I don’t care that your bonus paid for it. Stop calling

I don’t care that your bonus paid for it. Stop calling

I thought that’s what you said. It’s going to take

I thought that’s what you said. It’s going to take

Oh yeah, cos that’s going to happen!  Another month for

Oh yeah, cos that’s going to happen!  Another month for

And point 17, you didn’t… Hey!  You’re looking

And point 17, you didn’t… Hey!  You’re looking

Honey, you know I love spending on your credit card. And I

Honey, you know I love spending on your credit card. And I

I know some people look at me thinking I’m eating all alone.

I know some people look at me thinking I’m eating all alone.

Yes honey, this chores spreadsheet I’m editing is getting

Yes honey, this chores spreadsheet I’m editing is getting

Don’t worry honey, I’ll untie you soon.   Now that

Don’t worry honey, I’ll untie you soon.   Now that

Joey, I enjoy it so much more this way. I could order you to

Joey, I enjoy it so much more this way. I could order you to

Do you realize I’m going to own you and everything you

Do you realize I’m going to own you and everything you

Which bit of the rule “no stroking my hair without permission”

Which bit of the rule “no stroking my hair without permission”

I’m a black belt in the marital art of making my husband

I’m a black belt in the marital art of making my husband

Now you’ve committed to getting in shape for me, I’m

Now you’ve committed to getting in shape for me, I’m

I’m locked out?? Three failed access attempts on Mr A Jones

I’m locked out?? Three failed access attempts on Mr A Jones

Oh, you’re home.   Get on the floor. I’ve decided

Oh, you’re home.   Get on the floor. I’ve decided

None of these items are acceptable ways to spend the money you

None of these items are acceptable ways to spend the money you

I checked your spreadsheet this morning and you didn’t

I checked your spreadsheet this morning and you didn’t

This is the 500th post on FLR-Captions! I know many femdom bloggers

This is the 500th post on FLR-Captions! I know many femdom bloggers

Goddess Adriana will be the mistress you’ve been asking about,

Goddess Adriana will be the mistress you’ve been asking about,