My big sister is really stupid sometimes. She actually fell for

My big sister is really stupid sometimes. She actually fell for

I got such a hard on by this girl’s body, she even spiced

I got such a hard on by this girl’s body, she even spiced

“My definition of the perfect evening…my husband pumping

“My definition of the perfect evening…my husband pumping

My friend and model, Brenna, was cast in an online commercial

My friend and model, Brenna, was cast in an online commercial

My friend and model Brenna came to crash on my couch for the

My friend and model Brenna came to crash on my couch for the

My friend and model Brenna came to crash on my couch for the

My friend and model Brenna came to crash on my couch for the

My friend and model Brenna came to crash on my couch for the

My friend and model Brenna came to crash on my couch for the

  “My definition of the perfect evening…my husband pumping

“My definition of the perfect evening…my husband pumping

littleminxy3:  daddy-for-my-gf:  Some times I wonder who is more

littleminxy3: daddy-for-my-gf: Some times I wonder who is more

websissy:  My girlfriend has told one of her friends at work

websissy: My girlfriend has told one of her friends at work

Even worse, your wife told you, “honey, be a dear and bring

Even worse, your wife told you, “honey, be a dear and bring

thcrsthry.tumblr.com/post/96005193704/

thcrsthry.tumblr.com/post/96005193704/

 “I desire to be sacrificed. For the sake of my family;

“I desire to be sacrificed. For the sake of my family;

Significant Pair 27 - Ying and Sakamoto by XenozoaAhoge here

Significant Pair 27 - Ying and Sakamoto by XenozoaAhoge here

my friend who isn't even THAT interested in hockey got jealous

my friend who isn't even THAT interested in hockey got jealous

courtney2295:  My best friend. Baby girl we are so stinkin’

courtney2295: My best friend. Baby girl we are so stinkin’

cherrys-acid: Lets talk about how hard it is to open up to someone

cherrys-acid: Lets talk about how hard it is to open up to someone

cherrys-acid: Lets talk about how hard it is to open up to someone

cherrys-acid: Lets talk about how hard it is to open up to someone

*heavy sigh for the girl trying to convince me feminism is evil

*heavy sigh for the girl trying to convince me feminism is evil

The original version of “Thank You for Being a Friend”

The original version of “Thank You for Being a Friend”

🆕️ Jan Rijkaard simp

🆕️ Jan Rijkaard simp

kidxforever:  blentgirl1:  kidxforever:  Groupon got them deals

kidxforever: blentgirl1: kidxforever: Groupon got them deals

silvahound:  howtohavegaysubtext:  vegausaf:  cleverurlhere:

silvahound: howtohavegaysubtext: vegausaf: cleverurlhere:

miyukilypuff982:  cleverurlhere:  The Best of Cards Against Humanity: It’s

miyukilypuff982: cleverurlhere: The Best of Cards Against Humanity: It’s

secretroomdiary:  I was so drunk andi didnt know that my boy

secretroomdiary: I was so drunk andi didnt know that my boy

theblackoutselfies:  sonofavirgin:Tbh let me blackout for my

theblackoutselfies: sonofavirgin:Tbh let me blackout for my

geneticallyalien:  theshitfucksart:  Here’s a thing for @geneticallyalien,

geneticallyalien: theshitfucksart: Here’s a thing for @geneticallyalien,

cleverurlhere:  The Best of Cards Against Humanity: It’s kind

cleverurlhere: The Best of Cards Against Humanity: It’s kind

vegausaf:  cleverurlhere:  The Best of Cards Against Humanity: It’s

vegausaf: cleverurlhere: The Best of Cards Against Humanity: It’s

fairyneko:  fairyneko:  fairyneko:  he/she/they  for the afternoon

fairyneko: fairyneko: fairyneko: he/she/they for the afternoon

teacup-kitten:  immabard:  ifoundthecure:  kingmorpheus:  cleverurlhere:

teacup-kitten: immabard: ifoundthecure: kingmorpheus: cleverurlhere:

weirdnwise:  Don’t cheat on people, because the rest of their

weirdnwise: Don’t cheat on people, because the rest of their

happy easter friends!! I spent my morning throwing up right before

happy easter friends!! I spent my morning throwing up right before

highoney:“that’s my girl” but while you’re cumming

highoney:“that’s my girl” but while you’re cumming

y’know, you ladies like to talk about being intimidating and

y’know, you ladies like to talk about being intimidating and

wittolofficial:  My tag-along friend, Andrew, slapped me around

wittolofficial: My tag-along friend, Andrew, slapped me around