“I’m just in here to get a hair tie. If any of
“I don’t know… it might be a little TOO transparent
“<yaaaawn>… Unff… Well… thanks
Gorgeous… and highly erotic!
“I’m just going to Sue’s bachelorette party,
If it makes your imagination race… then I want to wear
“So…I get the job?”
“So you won’t fire me for my mistakes if I let you
“Oops… there’s the doorbell… must be
“I am ready. Bring them in.”
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What I imagine I look like doing this…
“I don’t know… I just thought it would be
“Well, it’s your birthday… your wife left
“Here’s your coffee, dear… is there something
“So if we cut the supplier here… and pick up the
“Okay, so you’ll give me a ride to and from work
“Sooooo… what’re you hungry for tonight?”
“Is it cold out here, or is it just me?”
“Alright, boss… we’re settled into our rooms,
“Okay, well… the party is all cleaned up, I guess
“No, I don’t see anything stuck in your hair…
“I’m going to go ask your friend if he has any toothpaste
“Well whichever one of you guys spilled the beer, please
Just on my way to the hotel’s pool…
“Josh pushed me into the pool and ruined my phone. Do
“Oh! Hi… I thought I was the only one home.
Hey babe - I just wanted you to see how I was going to serve
“It’s really nice of you to give me & Ted a ride
“Thanks for helping me test our new shower… you
The art of pretending not to notice that my husband’s co-worker,
“What. I wanted to post a pic of my pretty new peacock
“Oh… hey guys! I thought Ted was coming home alone
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Your wife’s boss just mass emailed a pic of your wife on