The anniversary of O/our first date. A huge package arrives
NO maria!! You cannot have a raise. You cannot have half a day
petite-bebe-lapine: heyy ! Sorry I’m not posting much for
Inportant infoPlz shower me with asks or I'mma die with lack
bladdershycutiepie: I saw this on my Facebook feed and I’m
chosenswan: My tongue breaks, then fire races under my skin
I died but I'm okay now
Chubby Little Princess
destinytomoon:I can die happy :,,,)
destinytomoon:I can die happy :,,,)
ambris: just-shower-thoughts: What if the event that inspired
intoasylum: shehitmefornoreason: The Real Housewives of Disney
kinglucario: jahjah3535: Is Princess Daisy fucking indestructible?!?!
goth-sweets: decaffeinated-prince: So my friend sacred-cows
dietmountaindomee: daddy’s phone died while we went night
standbackwasted:I fell asleep at 4 this morning so I just set
snazziest: if i die young it better be from eating raw cookie
ibilateral: I’ll eat you out while you play video games, but
sunshine-and-bottlecaps: *playing video games while slouched
just-shower-thoughts: Whenever a kid has sadly died, the news
spicyobsession: heliolisk: I LOVE THIS I WANT TO DIE I watched
brianaloves55: gollums-new-best-friend: kimcuntdashian: what
godpenis: i wanna die
oomshi: my phone battery died faster than my dreams
bpdtorchic: someone: why do u joke about dying so much me: because
fag: god i really wanna fucking die dude
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
agoodkind: thesilencedmasses: leftboob-enthusiast: (to the
lesbianspacepilot: ok but if a girl ever like……tucked a stray
inkskinned: me, regardless of what i’m doing: i’d rather
rooster213: thecommonchick: can u imagine a family member going
habeesha: aabaha: im-prada–u-nada: your girl gagging while
straightboyfriend: me: *has small inconvenience* me: i guess
rottensugar: all i think about is sex and how i’m going to
rottensugar: all i think about is sex and how i’m going to
chiquitalinda: chiquitalinda: I just wanna fuck and eat tacos