My 29 year old beat out wifeThanks for the submission, your wife
neilps: bzork: ‘Why did you do that?’ I hissed.
Disclaimer: I DID NOT do the background, I searched for “forest
shoutout to Amazon Prime Video for doing that X-ray cast thingy
taurielsilvan: thranduil requested by thranduilthegreat “Why
erospainter: notorious-posts: Looking for more relatable posts?
cipherface: How did the Enigma machine work?
gays in space
nicksno1girl: Amy Acker - SDCC 2015
englishsandwich: If there’s a part that you love and it’s
popsicle-answers: What in tartarus did you do, that makes you
littlelovebomb: I: “What kind of advice did you hand him in
evilqueen1969: 1 minute before: “Hey. Why are you standing
*likes a post**in response, tumblr suggestion pop-up shows me
coolbich5: LMAAAAAOOOOOOO (: for the full video go here
greedsnotbad: luckied: greedsnotbad: luckied: What did
that was 45 minutes of my life i’ll never get back so i
judgeable: does your skin ever do that thing where it’s clear
annieskywalker: thewinksofgod: stolen-pharaoh: gl3nblu3z:
rviimvffin: brother2thenight: scala-naturaecaeli: telvi1:
Fic Time
Uh.Tumblr is not letting me put a Read More on that.Great.That
crawlingsans: eikuuhyo: …listening to the dick in a box song
When you’re in meetings all day, and halfway through you
jess-i-cunt: bigboobiesbasement: “You’ve been a bad little
shredded-sorostitute: legains: get-swole-or-die-trying: stfuandlift:
theafrocentrics: blackfemalepresident: theafrocentrics: Everyone
polar-bite: clientsfromhell: Client: Do you do lemonade? Me:
toastpotent:toastpotent:this gif is so funny. like that kid was
beeslyp: Rose! You’re so stupid. Why did you do that, huh?
monon0ke: missfuckingmannequin: monon0ke: seventyseventimes7:
do-you-have-a-flag: spectrum97alfalfa: videohall: Reading
tinattickles: “Wow Mike, that was amazing! Did you do
augustusandhazelsinfinity: discard-and-discover: halffizzbin:
oufrontis: “Wow, Mom;That’s fantastic!!!Did you do that
Commentary about how I got “small” as a negative thing are