In which Tumblr sees your awful shit and calls you a dick.

In which Tumblr sees your awful shit and calls you a dick.

giosuniverse:  Service my straight cock  Delicious

giosuniverse: Service my straight cock Delicious

lopezlopezrod:  dcboy32:  dcfinnest:  Getting my dick service

lopezlopezrod: dcboy32: dcfinnest: Getting my dick service

pleasedietrump:  hotephoetips:  Speak to your local TMG™ representative

pleasedietrump: hotephoetips: Speak to your local TMG™ representative

whofeelsitknowsit:  timppmit:  whofeelsitknowsit:  mypeaceinpiece:

whofeelsitknowsit: timppmit: whofeelsitknowsit: mypeaceinpiece:

bigonenyc:  Master dick service

bigonenyc: Master dick service

succhione:  “the big dicks are the best friends of women”

succhione: “the big dicks are the best friends of women”

tumblhim:  Tom gets his big dick serviced in the skate park

tumblhim: Tom gets his big dick serviced in the skate park

pineism:  “your bra strap is showing” that’s my

pineism: “your bra strap is showing” that’s my

oomshi:  if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars

oomshi: if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars

fucking-landshark:  scenequeen-dan:  catandbear-savetheworld:

fucking-landshark: scenequeen-dan: catandbear-savetheworld:

thrashleydawn:  femintits:  so my friend is in italy and she

thrashleydawn: femintits: so my friend is in italy and she

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:  Slippery dick is of least concern

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: Slippery dick is of least concern

ammit420:   *lawyer voice* eat a dick, your honor

ammit420: *lawyer voice* eat a dick, your honor

fappuclno:  ridin yo man’s dick like

fappuclno: ridin yo man’s dick like

suck my pixie dick

suck my pixie dick

suck my pixie dick

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suck my pixie dick

suck my pixie dick

suck my pixie dick

suck my pixie dick

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suck my pixie dick

suck my pixie dick

suck my pixie dick

flawless-limitless-ruthless:  bewbin:  thefinestlad:  bewbin:

flawless-limitless-ruthless: bewbin: thefinestlad: bewbin:

coolscar:  cyandye:  coolscar:  *mr krabs voice* secret formuler 

coolscar: cyandye: coolscar: *mr krabs voice* secret formuler 

ugly:  me after getting the dick

ugly: me after getting the dick

jump-doughboy-jump:  vriska-ler:  no but what pisses me off is

jump-doughboy-jump: vriska-ler: no but what pisses me off is

amandagoodbyeness:  that it’s not my dick

amandagoodbyeness: that it’s not my dick

clown-dick:  for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever

clown-dick: for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever

otaku-4-life:  awesomephilia:  “big boobs don’t count

otaku-4-life: awesomephilia: “big boobs don’t count

recently-fallen-angel:  i-cant-let-you-down-again:  WHY COULDN’T

recently-fallen-angel: i-cant-let-you-down-again: WHY COULDN’T

suck my pixie dick

suck my pixie dick

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suck my pixie dick

suck my pixie dick

suck my pixie dick

k1mkardashian:  h0odrich:  SUCKIN DICK CAN GIVE U CANCER??????

k1mkardashian: h0odrich: SUCKIN DICK CAN GIVE U CANCER??????

kuntquats:  Drakes dick is gonna be raw after that

kuntquats: Drakes dick is gonna be raw after that

otaku-4-life:  awesomephilia:  “big boobs don’t count

otaku-4-life: awesomephilia: “big boobs don’t count

theseductivemexican:  akapale:  lanactrlaltdelrey:  straight

theseductivemexican: akapale: lanactrlaltdelrey: straight