iamyouronlysir:  “Come on buster, mum and dad will be home

iamyouronlysir: “Come on buster, mum and dad will be home

Normally your boyfriend would call the weed man to get sum bud

Normally your boyfriend would call the weed man to get sum bud

shescheatingbro:  Your gay friend, Ricky, called and asked if

shescheatingbro: Your gay friend, Ricky, called and asked if

that-filipino-kid:  Have you ever had late night phone calls/texts

that-filipino-kid: Have you ever had late night phone calls/texts

 Chuck:”You wanna make the call or should I?”Serena:”No.

Chuck:”You wanna make the call or should I?”Serena:”No.

 ” I don’t know if everyone knows, but I did my first movie

” I don’t know if everyone knows, but I did my first movie

Your dad called and said he missed his flight and would be home

Your dad called and said he missed his flight and would be home

tangodeltawilli:  I know you cannot resist redheads, I guess

tangodeltawilli: I know you cannot resist redheads, I guess

I know you cannot resist redheads, I guess you might call that

I know you cannot resist redheads, I guess you might call that

daddy-calls-me-puddles:  littlemissbratty:  That moment when..He’s

daddy-calls-me-puddles: littlemissbratty: That moment when..He’s

momoneymohoes:  brr7820:  When your gf annoys you and then expects

momoneymohoes: brr7820: When your gf annoys you and then expects

fini-mun:  Imagine this scenario. You drop your phone in the

fini-mun: Imagine this scenario. You drop your phone in the

clientsfromhell:  I worked on a card set for a corporation. I

clientsfromhell: I worked on a card set for a corporation. I

filibutt:  oopsspilledmymusic:  meet-my-nonexistent-cats:  what

filibutt: oopsspilledmymusic: meet-my-nonexistent-cats: what

filibutt:  oopsspilledmymusic:  meet-my-nonexistent-cats:  what

filibutt: oopsspilledmymusic: meet-my-nonexistent-cats: what

cumber-bitches:  peenslayer:  in australia we actually have a

cumber-bitches: peenslayer: in australia we actually have a

fini-mun:  Imagine this scenario. You drop your phone in the

fini-mun: Imagine this scenario. You drop your phone in the

Tumblr needs to add a button that allows you to save a post for

Tumblr needs to add a button that allows you to save a post for

lookingforfitdadorson:  lookingforfitdadorson.tumblr.com I thought

lookingforfitdadorson: lookingforfitdadorson.tumblr.com I thought

filibutt:  oopsspilledmymusic:  meet-my-nonexistent-cats:  what

filibutt: oopsspilledmymusic: meet-my-nonexistent-cats: what

myurlhasbeencompromised:  queenabaddon:  imperial-bubble:  what

myurlhasbeencompromised: queenabaddon: imperial-bubble: what

naavscolors:  >TFW you see an animatic from the animation

naavscolors: >TFW you see an animatic from the animation

fini-mun:  Imagine this scenario. You drop your phone in the

fini-mun: Imagine this scenario. You drop your phone in the

queenabaddon:  imperial-bubble:  what if you scrolled past one

queenabaddon: imperial-bubble: what if you scrolled past one

waking up at 8 with really horrible cramps sucks.  calling work

waking up at 8 with really horrible cramps sucks.  calling work

the-mooseman:  cumber-bitches:  peenslayer:  in australia we

the-mooseman: cumber-bitches: peenslayer: in australia we

thosewhoshowup:  So my school has this thing called the “Condom

thosewhoshowup: So my school has this thing called the “Condom

the-mooseman:  cumber-bitches:  peenslayer:  in australia we

the-mooseman: cumber-bitches: peenslayer: in australia we

filibutt:  oopsspilledmymusic:  meet-my-nonexistent-cats:  what

filibutt: oopsspilledmymusic: meet-my-nonexistent-cats: what

zippo077:  “Sorry my dear, but I can’t let you make that

zippo077: “Sorry my dear, but I can’t let you make that

zippo077:  “I’m sorry Miriam, but I can’t let you make

zippo077: “I’m sorry Miriam, but I can’t let you make

punkgoesbridget:  cumber-bitches:  peenslayer:  in australia

punkgoesbridget: cumber-bitches: peenslayer: in australia

fini-mun:  Imagine this scenario. You drop your phone in the

fini-mun: Imagine this scenario. You drop your phone in the

fini-mun:  Imagine this scenario. You drop your phone in the

fini-mun: Imagine this scenario. You drop your phone in the

myeroticbunny:  “What do you want for your birthday, Honey?”“Video

myeroticbunny: “What do you want for your birthday, Honey?”“Video

diaryofasexcrazedbbw:  Guys, what happens when you’ve got that

diaryofasexcrazedbbw: Guys, what happens when you’ve got that