“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.â€
“Are you a Baskerville Hound? Because you’ve been
“Are you Anderson? Because I want to ‘Phillip’
“Is your last name Morstan? Because I wanna Mary you.â€
“Just call me a Baskerville Hound, because I can’t
“I must be 221b’s wallpaper, because you’re
“Is your name Janine? Because I would become a tabloid
“Writing my best man speech for your wedding was the hardest
“We can’t eat in the kitchen because Sherlock keeps
“Is your name Lestrade? Because your hair may be silver,
“Sherlock must not know anything about you, because you
“I wish I could hack CCTV cameras like Mycroft, because
“Are you Jonathan Small’s belt blade? Because I
“Are you four serial suicides and a note? Because I jump
“I would half kill a man because he laid a finger on you.â€
“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger
“Are you the cabbie’s good pill? Because I’ll
“Is your name Irene Adler? Because I want to see you naked
“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s cooking? Because I want you
“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you leave me speechless.â€
“Are you my mind palace? Because I want to kick everyone
“Are you a gong? Or a touch of the dramatic? Because I
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s grave? Because I dig
“Are you the Reichenbach Falls? Because you’re soaking
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s wedding song? Because
“Are you Irene Adler? Because I’d like to keep a
“Do you have a secret twin? Because if so, I’d love
“Are you the other me in the other place? Because I think
“Are you a future world? Because I have a conjecture of
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s ghost? Because I want
“Are you the Carmichaels’ broken window? Because
“Forget literary criticism by means of satire. I won’t
“Are you a plum pudding? Because I would want you inside
“Is your name Hooper? Because you’d be the most
“Are you a loaded firearm in the pocket of my dressing
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti? Because you got my attention