“Sherlock isn’t a fraud, and so isn’t my love
“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.”
“I’m crazy for you, and not in a Project H.O.U.N.D.
“You’ve never been the most luminous of people, but
“I would hit that harder than Sherlock hits corpses.”
“My love for you exceeds the amount of laptops Sherlock
“I’d rather look at you than Sherlock’s crime
“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until
“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted
“I would name my daughter after you even if Sherlock wasn’t
“Take me up against the Reichenbach Wall.”
“I would let you play me like Sherlock plays the violin.”
“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would
“A nice murder normally cheers me up, but it seems like
“I’ve fallen for you more times than a Sherlock
“I bet you could warm my heart even if Sherlock was keeping
“I want to text you more often than Irene texted Sherlock.â€
“I bet I can find your G spot quicker than Sherlock finds
“I love you more than Sherlock loves bees.â€
“You’re the stars to my Sherlock: I think you’re
“Will you be the cigarette to my Sherlock? I want to put
“Your style is more iconic than Sherlock in a deerstalker.â€
“My coat collar isn’t the only thing that’s
“We can’t eat in the kitchen because Sherlock keeps
“I promise to treat you like a queen… and by that
“Wanna try some roleplaying? You’re Sherlock Holmes.
“Finding someone as beautiful as you is more difficult
“I think you look cool even when you don’t turn
“Will you be the experiment to my Sherlock? I want to do
“Will you be the Sherlock to my Buckingham Palace? I want
“Tie me up like a Serbian with a cheating wife and no electricity
“Will you be the Bart’s Hospital to my Sherlock?
“Are you Sherlock Holmes? Because I wanna see you shake
“Humiliating Sherlock may be by far the greater pleasure,
“I love you more than Sherlock loves ginger nuts.”
“Yes, I am having an earthquake. You shake up my world.”