“You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart

“You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart

“Leave the wall alone. If you’re bored, I’ll

“Leave the wall alone. If you’re bored, I’ll

“I put the ‘wood’ in 'Westwood.’”

“I put the ‘wood’ in 'Westwood.’”

“Would you like to go round and round the garden like a

“Would you like to go round and round the garden like a

“Being without each other… Isn’t it hateful?”

“Being without each other… Isn’t it hateful?”

“Who cares about decent? I am turned on!”

“Who cares about decent? I am turned on!”

“If I met you at work, I’d totally leave my number

“If I met you at work, I’d totally leave my number

“I regret deleting the solar system, because you are out

“I regret deleting the solar system, because you are out

“The flirting’s not over. I could never have enough

“The flirting’s not over. I could never have enough

“If I dress up as a museum security guard, will you let

“If I dress up as a museum security guard, will you let

“I’m what people DO!”

“I’m what people DO!”

“I like the turn-ups on your jeans. Wanna be my boy’s

“I like the turn-ups on your jeans. Wanna be my boy’s

“Why do I need to know about the solar system? It’s

“Why do I need to know about the solar system? It’s

“I would care if your life was at stake, even if it didn’t

“I would care if your life was at stake, even if it didn’t

“I would go ‘hey’ for you.” Submitted

“I would go ‘hey’ for you.” Submitted

“You are more indispensable than my homeless network.”

“You are more indispensable than my homeless network.”

“I would go on three dates with you even if you turned

“I would go on three dates with you even if you turned

“You know what they say about big feet? Well, just call

“You know what they say about big feet? Well, just call

“Are you my blogger? Because I’d be lost without

“Are you my blogger? Because I’d be lost without

“I noticed that you put product in your hair… So

“I noticed that you put product in your hair… So

“I’m not your type? Don’t worry– I’m

“I’m not your type? Don’t worry– I’m

“I knew it was dangerous getting you into crap telly. I

“I knew it was dangerous getting you into crap telly. I

“I would stop wearing Westwood just to get your attention.”

“I would stop wearing Westwood just to get your attention.”

“If you think cerise drains you, you should see how exhausted

“If you think cerise drains you, you should see how exhausted

“Cerise isn’t the only thing that will drain you.

“Cerise isn’t the only thing that will drain you.

“Without you, I get so bored that I start shooting walls.”

“Without you, I get so bored that I start shooting walls.”

“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already

“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already

“Makeover queen? No, I’m the makeout queen.”

“Makeover queen? No, I’m the makeout queen.”

“I love you more than Carl Powers loved his shoes.”

“I love you more than Carl Powers loved his shoes.”

“You smell cleaner than Kenny Prince’s cat.”

“You smell cleaner than Kenny Prince’s cat.”

“I think you’re cooler than the head in our fridge.”

“I think you’re cooler than the head in our fridge.”

“You’re the West to my Wood.” Submitted by

“You’re the West to my Wood.” Submitted by

“Forget Andrew West’s missile plans… The real

“Forget Andrew West’s missile plans… The real

“What’s your star sign? I don’t know mine because

“What’s your star sign? I don’t know mine because

“Judging by the turn-ups on your jeans, you’d be

“Judging by the turn-ups on your jeans, you’d be

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