“What are you doing? Get back into the cage I made for
“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.”
“I have a special room in my mind palace just for you.”
“I wouldn’t put on pants for you.” Submitted
“Wanna change Moriarty’s nickname for you?”
“Even if there weren’t snipers aiming at you, I’d
“I’d like to get a double room in Dartmoor with you.”
“My chemical defect for you could never put me on the losing
“I would dress for you the way I dress going to Buckingham
“I’d Stay Alive for you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’d wait for you even if you kept me as long as
“You are far more than a seven, therefore I would leave
“I would go ‘hey’ for you.” Submitted
“Are you holding my heart at gunpoint? Because I think
“The fridge? Please, I know a better place for you to put
Happy Halloween, followers! I made this blog’s very first
“My love for you glows brighter than Bluebell.”
“I would sprain a junkie’s arm for you.”
“My love for you exceeds the amount of laptops Sherlock
“Undercover about my feelings for you? WELL I’M NOT
“I’ve got some pictures for you as a treat…
“I’ll be your housekeeper… Maybe I’ll
“I’d have another row with the chip and PIN machine
“I would jump out of a cake for you even if I wasn’t
“If I was looking for a friend in a drug den, I wouldn’t
“My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave
“I’ve fallen for you more times than that American
“I would solve a skip code and steal a motorcycle for you.”
“I may not be Uncle Rudy, but I’ll cross-dress for
“I’ve waited for you longer than the fandom has
“Are you the cabbie’s good pill? Because I’ll
“If you were one of the reporters outside, I would do so
“I heard you have a mouth like a crimson wound. Shall I
Unfortunately for you she prefers the latter
bull4sissies:Your wife has prepared a date for you with her boyfriend’s
big-and-black-for-you: I want you to lie to me just as sweetly