“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea

“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea

“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”

“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”

“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“Playing games with you makes my brain explode. In a good

“Playing games with you makes my brain explode. In a good

“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.”

“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.”

“I put the ‘wood’ in 'Westwood.’”

“I put the ‘wood’ in 'Westwood.’”

“I baked you a gingerbread cookie. Sorry it’s burnt.”

“I baked you a gingerbread cookie. Sorry it’s burnt.”

The best of Jim Moriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of Jim Moriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“I ♥ U” Requested by one of my real-life friends,

“I ♥ U” Requested by one of my real-life friends,

“You have very sexy skin that I wouldn’t mind making

“You have very sexy skin that I wouldn’t mind making

“Wanna see MY crown jewels?” Submitted by custardcreems.

“Wanna see MY crown jewels?” Submitted by custardcreems.

The best of The Great Game references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of The Great Game references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

“I would sponsor a serial killer just to get your attention.”

“I would sponsor a serial killer just to get your attention.”

“I’m Sherlock’s biggest fan. Wanna see how

“I’m Sherlock’s biggest fan. Wanna see how

“If I met you at work, I’d totally leave my number

“If I met you at work, I’d totally leave my number

“There’s no charge to ride me.” Based on a

“There’s no charge to ride me.” Based on a

“The flirting’s not over. I could never have enough

“The flirting’s not over. I could never have enough

“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you

“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you

“I’d Stay Alive for you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“I’d Stay Alive for you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“Honey, you should see me in a crown… and nothing

“Honey, you should see me in a crown… and nothing

“So, you’re a sniper? Just how good is your aim in

“So, you’re a sniper? Just how good is your aim in

“I’m what people DO!”

“I’m what people DO!”

“Will you be my live-in normal?”

“Will you be my live-in normal?”

“Wanna know how I suddenly became Mr. Sex?”

“Wanna know how I suddenly became Mr. Sex?”

“I would come back from the dead and hijack a bunch of

“I would come back from the dead and hijack a bunch of

“Are you Sebastian Moran? Because I wanna check out your

“Are you Sebastian Moran? Because I wanna check out your

omg-andrew-scott:  omg-andrew-scott:  heteronormativity is this

omg-andrew-scott: omg-andrew-scott: heteronormativity is this

missprg:  andrew-scotts-arms:  Okay shush I know I look like

missprg: andrew-scotts-arms: Okay shush I know I look like

omg-andrew-scott:  omg-andrew-scott:  heteronormativity is this

omg-andrew-scott: omg-andrew-scott: heteronormativity is this

omg-andrew-scott:  lunaerza:  balladoftarby:  that snail looks

omg-andrew-scott: lunaerza: balladoftarby: that snail looks

el-mago-de-guapos.tumblr.com/post/113858265998/

el-mago-de-guapos.tumblr.com/post/113858265998/

embarrassedboys:“You did WHAT with our clothes??”scene

embarrassedboys:“You did WHAT with our clothes??”scene

It was one kingdom, once

It was one kingdom, once

janinehawkins:“The stag!”

janinehawkins:“The stag!”

el-mago-de-guapos: Andrew Scott, Michael Legge,Hugh O’Conor, Peter

el-mago-de-guapos: Andrew Scott, Michael Legge,Hugh O’Conor, Peter