“Come with me and I’ll make sure the Hound isn’t
“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat
“Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.”
“Let’s get under this blanket and give everyone a
“How about I smear myself with jam when we get home and
“Sherlock isn’t a fraud, and so isn’t my love
“I bet I can make your pulse increase and your pupils dilate.”
“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about
“I think you’re really brainy. And I mean that in
“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m
The best of Scotland Yard (Greg Lestrade, Sally Donovan, and
“I’ll be the knife and you be the Cluedo board: Let
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but riding crops
“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you
“My idea of a romantic lunch date: Two bags of Quavers
“Honey, you should see me in a crown… and nothing
“I suggest we do that thing where two people who like each
“I would ‘coordinate’ with you and a pair of
“I’d like to fiddle with you when I’m thinking–
“I want to grow old, retire, and study bees with you.”
“I’m crazy for you, and not in a Project H.O.U.N.D.
“I don’t have to die if I’ve got you–
“I would wait a year and a half just to serenade you with
“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever
“I like my partners the way I like my wall decorations:
“I have five children.” Okay, so this one’s
“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side
“When I’m retired and studying bees, will you be
“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you
“Want to go to Buckingham Palace and color-coordinate our
“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me
ourgentlemensclub: I haven’t submitted in a while. I’d
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showerthoughtspost: Old school cameras were so low quality and
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delvg: Actual footage of @jen-iii in our college habitat and