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“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you
“Nice measurements. How about letting me see them on your
“I’d like to fiddle with you when I’m thinking–
“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss
“I’m no Herr Trepoff; the only thing I’m guilty
“I don’t need an essay about all my friends hating
“You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s
“Even if you told me that the Western world is run from
“I bet I can make you come in less the time Sherlock’s
“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until
“I want to have more meetings with you than Magnussen had
“Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot…
“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing
“Redbeard isn’t the only one I’d like to be
“I heard you want the D… and I’m not talking
“I fell for you harder than Rupert Graves in the gag reel.”
“You make me blush so much, my face is the same color as
“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up
“My mind palace can’t even contain how much I think
“I would let you play me like Sherlock plays the violin.”
“I’ve waited for you longer than the fandom has
“I don’t care if you’re wearing ‘gay’
“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I
“You’re more hip than the body part Mrs. Hudson
“We can’t eat in the kitchen because Sherlock keeps
“Finding someone as beautiful as you is more difficult
“I love you more than Jennifer Wilson loved the color pink.â€
“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal,
“When you’re away, I miss you more than John misses
“Moriarty may be a spider, but I hear you’re the
“Kiss me until my lipstick is smeared like Emelia Ricoletti’s.â€
“Magnussen shouldn’t be the only one who knows how
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