This is what the first line of my life story would be.
dothemonkeydance: GPOY ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I <3 my roommate.
ambisagrus: no image has ever described my life quite so well
My favorite thing about adult profiles
fassbhender: #story of my life
MY LIFE IS COMPLICATED BOYFRIENDS DON’T WANNA TALK ABOUT
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I get about as much attention as a white
karminaburana: My little princess This is a movie directed
About Executive Dysfunction; for neurotypical people
somecomix:12/23/13 some insight into my life
s-e-l-f-l-o-v-e:hot-topic-trash-baby:I want to be spoiled but
ughjosh: I need a cute boy in my life and my bed
text-posters: my life can be most accurately described by the
urbancatfitters: honestly if I survive the next 3 years of my
just-shower-thoughts: Throughout my life, I’ll probably cum
brutaljuice: I hate when people walk out of my life and then
rosewater1997:wish i were alive in 2000 BCE so i could have devoted
elionking: sobeitjay2: There was never a time in my life where
insolent-cadaver:I wish MY life was going according to keikaku
spicy-vagina-tacos: i need to get fucked by something other
jon-snow: i am more committed to not watching the big bang theory
lonelywhiteasian: all i ever say is “ugh” because it can
jichaelmones: 50% of my life is ryan haywood’s “nah” and
baeyern: me trying to get my life together
look at my life look at my choices
billhitchert: my birth: my life: my death:
So as I’ve been yammering on about all week, more or less,
I prefer playing games on my TV, which is significantly bigger
haesoos: countdown to jaejoong’s birthday → D-22“What
My daughter slept until about 730 which would be great if she
My boss said young Lisa Bonet would play me in a movie about
oneohtrixpointnever:i’ve never cracked my phone’s screen
angel: -makemesmile: i really should stop using the password
madeinwonderlnd: [accidentally cares more about tv shows and
My life will be epic when I can get this excited about bananas
i was thinking too hard about shipping earlier and got a headache