“I’d fight a thousand mermaids just to be by your

“I’d fight a thousand mermaids just to be by your

“I don’t know anything about the stars unless they’re

“I don’t know anything about the stars unless they’re

“I would rob Buckingham Palace just for your amusement.”

“I would rob Buckingham Palace just for your amusement.”

“I would rip off your clothes at a darkened swimming pool

“I would rip off your clothes at a darkened swimming pool

“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat

“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat

“Just give me a chance and I’ll be Reichen your bed

“Just give me a chance and I’ll be Reichen your bed

“Even if you were a serial killer, I’d ride in your

“Even if you were a serial killer, I’d ride in your

“Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just

“Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just

“I would fake kill myself for your sake.” Submitted

“I would fake kill myself for your sake.” Submitted

“You can slip your hand into my pocket anytime.”

“You can slip your hand into my pocket anytime.”

“Excuse me, but I couldn’t help but notice the state

“Excuse me, but I couldn’t help but notice the state

“So, you like letting freaks into your crime scenes…

“So, you like letting freaks into your crime scenes…

“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait.

“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait.

“Mycroft? I’d rather be your croft.”

“Mycroft? I’d rather be your croft.”

“You let my flatmate into your crime scenes… How

“You let my flatmate into your crime scenes… How

“Flicking isn’t the only thing I’d like to

“Flicking isn’t the only thing I’d like to

Five more t-shirts now available! “Is that a riding crop

Five more t-shirts now available! “Is that a riding crop

“I would turn back your watch during your friend’s

“I would turn back your watch during your friend’s

Here you go, Tumblr! Your annual Valentine’s Day video!

Here you go, Tumblr! Your annual Valentine’s Day video!

“I would help fix the afferent neurons in your peripheral

“I would help fix the afferent neurons in your peripheral

“Returning your coat isn’t my only reason for sneaking

“Returning your coat isn’t my only reason for sneaking

“I would marry you even if your proposal got interrupted

“I would marry you even if your proposal got interrupted

“I hope coffee and donuts aren’t the only things

“I hope coffee and donuts aren’t the only things

“I could break every bone in your body while naming them,

“I could break every bone in your body while naming them,

“On your knees, Professor… Don’t worry, I

“On your knees, Professor… Don’t worry, I

“I don’t care whether your birthday video is cut

“I don’t care whether your birthday video is cut

The best of Mrs. Hudson pick-up lines, based on number of notes.

The best of Mrs. Hudson pick-up lines, based on number of notes.

princessbabygirlizback:  Take your pick.. yes your get a choice.

princessbabygirlizback: Take your pick.. yes your get a choice.

felkina:  “You just gonna look? I already told you I will

felkina: “You just gonna look? I already told you I will

syqitten:  tadokoro stop picking up maki youre gunna break your

syqitten: tadokoro stop picking up maki youre gunna break your

the-vashta-nerada:  chronukkahlylate:  the-vashta-nerada:  the-vashta-nerada:

the-vashta-nerada: chronukkahlylate: the-vashta-nerada: the-vashta-nerada:

I went to a nearby gas station to pick up some snacks and these

I went to a nearby gas station to pick up some snacks and these

naughtyballerina1821:  dominant–gentleman:  naughtyballerina1821:

naughtyballerina1821: dominant–gentleman: naughtyballerina1821:

pizzaotter:  ktw0lfman:  pizzaotter:  Who wants to come and see

pizzaotter: ktw0lfman: pizzaotter: Who wants to come and see

felkina:  “You just gonna look? I already told you I will

felkina: “You just gonna look? I already told you I will

nannasghost:  YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A FUN ART MEME??? pick a

nannasghost: YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A FUN ART MEME??? pick a