My mom called me in her room this morning….

My mom called me in her room this morning….

Memories of my Mom sitting at her dressing table, taking me over

Memories of my Mom sitting at her dressing table, taking me over

You came home to find out your brother was holding a huge party.

You came home to find out your brother was holding a huge party.

“Rogues on Wheels” was an obscure mid 80’s

“Rogues on Wheels” was an obscure mid 80’s

The picture your friend keeps in his binder. It’s a picture

The picture your friend keeps in his binder. It’s a picture

Your mom is the school gym teacher. All the boys love her. Well…

Your mom is the school gym teacher. All the boys love her. Well…

You were on vacation with your lifelong friend and his mom. Your

You were on vacation with your lifelong friend and his mom. Your

imagine the satisfaction of your bully as he sits on his couch

imagine the satisfaction of your bully as he sits on his couch

I hate being he smartest guy in my school. It means that I automaically

I hate being he smartest guy in my school. It means that I automaically

You started work at the surveillance equipment shop. You loved

You started work at the surveillance equipment shop. You loved

You and your mom are going back to her old country, where she

You and your mom are going back to her old country, where she

The story of your mom and dad meeting was the stuff of fairytales.

The story of your mom and dad meeting was the stuff of fairytales.

Bluvelvet99: Bronze Era Classic    Originally published January.

Bluvelvet99: Bronze Era Classic   Originally published January.

The ShapeIt didn’t take long for your mom to realize that there

The ShapeIt didn’t take long for your mom to realize that there

My brother dropped a balloon filled with flour over my head and

My brother dropped a balloon filled with flour over my head and

My mom just came home with my exact same hair cut and idk how

My mom just came home with my exact same hair cut and idk how

My mom is a bead jewelry hobbyist. She makes name bracelets for

My mom is a bead jewelry hobbyist. She makes name bracelets for

Moms are so important, but my mom has emotionally abused me my

Moms are so important, but my mom has emotionally abused me my

My classroom is right next to a portrait of George Washington.

My classroom is right next to a portrait of George Washington.

muckkles: working with children is a wild fucking experience

muckkles: working with children is a wild fucking experience

My 4-year-old sister plays that Draw Something game with folks

My 4-year-old sister plays that Draw Something game with folks

My little sister is making cookies with my mom and I can hear

My little sister is making cookies with my mom and I can hear

My mother deserves the world.

My mother deserves the world.

My dad called me yelling and asking if i got my lip ring, he

My dad called me yelling and asking if i got my lip ring, he

My mother and I had a heart to heart conversation today about

My mother and I had a heart to heart conversation today about

abwatt:  thegreenwolf:  falsedetective:  falsedetective:  my

abwatt: thegreenwolf: falsedetective: falsedetective: my

hungarian:  what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just

hungarian: what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just

evgeniemalkin:   one time I went grocery shopping with my moms

evgeniemalkin: one time I went grocery shopping with my moms

mom-in-mammoth:  Road Trip 2016  Last nights sunset  Spent the

mom-in-mammoth: Road Trip 2016 Last nights sunset Spent the

my mom is so kawaii, i couldn’t find my little fennekin

my mom is so kawaii, i couldn’t find my little fennekin

my mom is on the phone with her friend trying to explain to her

my mom is on the phone with her friend trying to explain to her

my mom: “you look gorgeous.. did you hear what i said?”

my mom: “you look gorgeous.. did you hear what i said?”

mom-son-fun:  Since I turn 18th, bathtimes with my mom extremely

mom-son-fun: Since I turn 18th, bathtimes with my mom extremely

My back feels like it got hit with a mack truck, why the frick

My back feels like it got hit with a mack truck, why the frick

Going to the DMV :’D Good thing is that I’m spending

Going to the DMV :’D Good thing is that I’m spending

Photo booth with my mom and aunt!

Photo booth with my mom and aunt!