When sfm crashes out of nowhere and proceeds to crash when you
You can breathe when I permit you, you dumb fake titted whore.
When you walked into a man groping your wife’s pussy, he
When you watched …the foreplay reminded you of when your
When you asked your wife, “What are you thinking about?”
When you said, “don’t you think we should leave now?”
You thought of saying, “No! Wait!” but the words
You never expected to see your wife leave the party with another
When Somebody Says That The Japanese Style Is Too Cute For You
When somebody takes something from you and you're not in the
You know that moment you start to rethink all those mimosas you
when you’ve just won the World Cup and you suddenly realize
when u low key hate your job but you gotta fake a smile cos it
Brain: hey friend! You forgot to go to the bathroom this morning
Who needs friends like you?
savagelyrandom: When you first post your art: When you do an
when you have absolutely no appetite and you didn’t eat
you know you’re finally a “photographer” when
When you lose your phone in the middle of a good fic...
kaarchin: When you start opening up to people
brinigi: overlypolitebisexual: overlypolitebisexual: “why
bagmilk: when you pretend to be sick but your parents still
The worst feeling in the world is when you know you’re
when you paint your nails but then realize how horny you are
feat: that awkward moment when you reblog something you didn’t
when people delete my caption it makes me annoyed but when you
emopandora: It’s that feeling when you hear your favourite
when you get a new ringtone and you’re waiting on someone to
When you’re a sub and another sub approaches you calling you
you know that feeling when you lose to paying an overdraft
I kind of hate how as a kid you have it wired in to you to WANT
dod-kalm: mountainboats: i think the best feeling is when you
yxngxanhoe: The worst feeling is when you find out you didn’t
deductionking: when you finally accept that you ship a certain ship
If you find someone’s personal profile that you know ~in real
You are not a bad student if you skip school every now and then