You knew it was a bad idea to tell your girlfriend about the
You shouldn’t have been speeding. At least you weren’t
“You were staring at another man’s cock when Dave knocked,”
You heard your wife say, “he won’t be back until
At the end of Day 3 as we were all packing up, some guys came
Were you just gonna jerk off to porn on the web? Why don’t
nakedsweatandchains: I bet you never thought you would end up
You know, I saw that cute little redhead you were with at the
“Where were you guys?” I asked my wife. I lost her in the
Someone made a stupid move and cut me off really dangerously
alohomorashlie: Wearing white imcry #Look at those arms and
bassflutes: you-had-me-at-e-flat-major: eternalravendreamer:
"You and I...were the best team ever!"
YOU SAID DOGGIESHERE ARE DOGGIESI follow some Hungarian shelters
“Were are you off to traveller?”“We are going to hell”
terminatorfilm: “John Connor gave me a picture of you once.
undertale-shitposts: the-lady-heiress: *Knowing you’ve won
sehauns: so, this is what happened today when the boys arrived
amebuschaos: “Gyda, I have come to say goodbye to you,
crrrvygrrrl: tease-and-denial-girls: “You can’t sleep?
justafortunatepirate answered your question: I got so bored and
powerplayandcontrol: Four hours ago you were yelling at me for
publicenemy333: I Don’t think enough people have done this,
You were wearing that shirt The night we met The night I taught
parasuplacer: weedwomenandwhips: parasuplacer: talk to me
biggestboobguns:You couldn’t tell if your eyes were playing
master-of-naughtiness:You were looking at my Tumblr while you
zippo077: It was a tie up game the 2 girls were playing at a
zippo077: It was a tie up game the 2 girls were playing at a
Were you good at school?
“Every time you go home it kinda pulls up memories of
biggestboobguns: You couldn’t tell if your eyes were playing
biggestboobguns: You couldn’t tell if your eyes were playing
begreedy-deactivated20230318:If you were wondering, the answer
Were you comfortable doing the nudity in the shower scene?
do u ever just remember, at the end of the episode “no brakes”after