“I need someone to take my measurements. Care to volunteer?”
“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat
“Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just
“You’re going to need a shock blanket when I’m
“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about
The best of Sheriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I want to express my love for you in every possible variant
“I like your purple shirt. How’d you like to see
“Shall I prevent you from being able to deduce me?”
“I don’t need an essay about all my friends hating
“I don’t care how you fell in love with me…
“I want to do you on the table… On the Periodic Table
“You don’t need to use your mind palace to see me
“I’d like to corrupt your ‘magnetic strip.’”
“I’d come to your parents’ house for Christmas
“I’m not your housekeeper. The only thing of yours
“I would name my daughter after you even if Sherlock wasn’t
“I would blow up your wall to get to you.”Suggested
“Wanna try some roleplaying? You’re Sherlock Holmes.
“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind
“I want to buy you a Christmas present that matches my
“I would say sweet things to you even if I knew that bombs
“I may not be a corpse, but I would let you whip me even
“I would leave a note at the scene of a crime I didn’t
“I may have addressed over forty percent of my remarks
“If you thought The Abominable Bride pushed you to mental
“It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the
“Are you Sherlock Holmes? Because I wanna see you shake
“Are you from a future world? Because I want to get your
“My name may be Diamond, but you’re the one who
“Now why don’t you stop beating that corpse and
image googling “how to suture a wound” and watchin
in which life is no longer worth living sorry i changed it to
derlaine: I went to Sherlock con where we watched all of season
Just wanted to shout out a thanks to Sherlock Seattle for asking
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