“I would frequent cafes just to have a meeting with you.”
“I have cake in both hands; I’ll have to use my mouth.”
“Would you like to see the Ice Man cometh?” Submitted
“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’
“I only pick up other guys because Mycroft orders me to.
“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever
“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor–
“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?”
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“Want to occupy a minor position in the British government?”
“I’m not haunted by your penis. I miss it.”
“Care to be my goldfish?”
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“I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.”
“Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of
“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much
“Are you frequenting cafes? Because you are smoking.”
“Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?”
“I can’t keep my eyes off of you… so I’m
“I would go on a romantic getaway with you even if I had
“Holmes is where my heart is.â€
“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.â€
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“I am the closest thing to a friend you are capable of
“I want to go steady with you– steadier than John’s
“I may eat breakfast in The Stranger’s Room, but
“Dating you would be an even better idea than MI5 security.â€
“I want to be more permanently glued to you than Mycroft’s
“I would let you in my house even if you were a reptile.â€
“Show me your Lady Bracknell and I’ll give you my salty seaman.”Submitted
“I must be a Patience Grenade. Every move you make makes me
“I wrote a story called ‘The Hungry Donkey.’ It’s about
“Are you the night Magnussen got shot? Because I’d like to
“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell
clue-ing: whEN SHERLOCK WAS CLOSE TO DEATH HE WAS ARGUING WITH