I thought that hitchhiker looked familiar

I thought that hitchhiker looked familiar

Operation Bikini went way better than expectedI knew I could

Operation Bikini went way better than expectedI knew I could

Summer on the farm with my daughterSpending summer on the farm

Summer on the farm with my daughterSpending summer on the farm

Learning how the family business worksMom keeps asking me what

Learning how the family business worksMom keeps asking me what

Anything to cheer her upMy daughter was feeling sad because she

Anything to cheer her upMy daughter was feeling sad because she

“But Daddy, I thought Mom said you had to stop touching

“But Daddy, I thought Mom said you had to stop touching

She and her best friend thought it would be fun to crash the

She and her best friend thought it would be fun to crash the

When my girlfriend said she couldn’t see me today I spied

When my girlfriend said she couldn’t see me today I spied

“But sweetie, I love your small breasts. Lots of men do.

“But sweetie, I love your small breasts. Lots of men do.

When his daughters got home they were once again arguing over

When his daughters got home they were once again arguing over

When Mom walked in on me flirting with Dad I thought she’d

When Mom walked in on me flirting with Dad I thought she’d

During my 18th birthday party, Daddy and I both had too much

During my 18th birthday party, Daddy and I both had too much

“That’s perfect darling girl, spread your legs wide

“That’s perfect darling girl, spread your legs wide

It was such an old-fashioned thing to do - not to mention kind

It was such an old-fashioned thing to do - not to mention kind

When I told him I wanted to try having him cum on my face instead

When I told him I wanted to try having him cum on my face instead

Ever since Dad and I started our affair I’d been begging

Ever since Dad and I started our affair I’d been begging

As requested:If I may make a suggestion? :) A daughter who was

As requested:If I may make a suggestion? :) A daughter who was

We had no idea our daughter was at home, but it was my wife who

We had no idea our daughter was at home, but it was my wife who

fatherdaughterincest:He was tired of his babygirl thinking that

fatherdaughterincest:He was tired of his babygirl thinking that

I’ve lured plenty of girls into my van before by telling them

I’ve lured plenty of girls into my van before by telling them

“Oh hi Dad, you’re home! Mom’s out for the night so I thought

“Oh hi Dad, you’re home! Mom’s out for the night so I thought

Dad thought he needed to start taking boner pills because he

Dad thought he needed to start taking boner pills because he

absqrst:  Heritage Paul was struggling, 18 and at college he’d

absqrst: Heritage Paul was struggling, 18 and at college he’d

Not a word had been spoken. It was just her and her dad at home

Not a word had been spoken. It was just her and her dad at home

“I’m glad you’re into this,” he whispered into his daughter’s

“I’m glad you’re into this,” he whispered into his daughter’s

“Was I okay tonight Dad?”“You did great sweetie. All those

“Was I okay tonight Dad?”“You did great sweetie. All those

Even though she was now an adult, her father still thought of

Even though she was now an adult, her father still thought of

“Are you sure about this?” she asked nervously.“Yes,”

“Are you sure about this?” she asked nervously.“Yes,”

My mother always wore frumpy “mature secretary” clothes.

My mother always wore frumpy “mature secretary” clothes.

I grinned as I look through the shower door at my wife and our

I grinned as I look through the shower door at my wife and our

I came to, and at first I didn’t realize where I was. The

I came to, and at first I didn’t realize where I was. The

I thought the “birds and bees” talk was embarrassing

I thought the “birds and bees” talk was embarrassing

personal life stuff under the read more. I dunno, kinda heavy

personal life stuff under the read more. I dunno, kinda heavy

grumpyfaceblog:  katietheslayer:   HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!!! Since

grumpyfaceblog: katietheslayer: HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!!! Since

 There’s this parish priest, goes up to the Pope, drops

There’s this parish priest, goes up to the Pope, drops

I’m sure all of you tech savvy kids from tumblr have scene

I’m sure all of you tech savvy kids from tumblr have scene