“I don’t just have wood for you… I have pipe/tube/wotsit

“I don’t just have wood for you… I have pipe/tube/wotsit

“I have an international reputation for loving you.”

“I have an international reputation for loving you.”

“Your perfection has left me completely deaded.”

“Your perfection has left me completely deaded.”

“I want to sleeeeep with you.”

“I want to sleeeeep with you.”

“Wanna see my ‘meat dagger’?”

“Wanna see my ‘meat dagger’?”

“You don’t need to hide a blade in my belt in order

“You don’t need to hide a blade in my belt in order

“If I was Madonna, would you let me touch your knee?”

“If I was Madonna, would you let me touch your knee?”

“I’d like to get to know you as well as I know ash.”

“I’d like to get to know you as well as I know ash.”

“You taste better than eyeball coffee.”

“You taste better than eyeball coffee.”

“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring

“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring

“Can I whisper how much I love you? NOT REALLY!”

“Can I whisper how much I love you? NOT REALLY!”

“Stop kicking that tire… I know a better way to

“Stop kicking that tire… I know a better way to

“I promise not to be a Mayfly Man with you.”

“I promise not to be a Mayfly Man with you.”

“When I said ‘I’m just going to whip this out,’

“When I said ‘I’m just going to whip this out,’

“My mouth is big enough for fourteen cigarettes. Wanna

“My mouth is big enough for fourteen cigarettes. Wanna

“I love you more than Sherlock loves dancing.”

“I love you more than Sherlock loves dancing.”

“The game is something, but you are everything.”

“The game is something, but you are everything.”

“If you got away from me, I’d be so upset, I’d

“If you got away from me, I’d be so upset, I’d

“Your smile shines brighter than an inexplicable matchbox.”

“Your smile shines brighter than an inexplicable matchbox.”

“Chicks dig scars, eh? Well, just call me Major Sholto.”

“Chicks dig scars, eh? Well, just call me Major Sholto.”

“You make me more speechless than John asking me to be

“You make me more speechless than John asking me to be

“I’d rather look at you than Sherlock’s crime

“I’d rather look at you than Sherlock’s crime

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bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com/post/94392226881/

“Wanna go have a drink on every street where we found a

“Wanna go have a drink on every street where we found a

“My last name may be Small, but my dick is huge.”

“My last name may be Small, but my dick is huge.”

“When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really

“When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really

“You don’t have to show me beheadings to get a hug

“You don’t have to show me beheadings to get a hug

“I would wear the outfit for you.”

“I would wear the outfit for you.”

“If you needed a shoulder to cry on, I would volunteer

“If you needed a shoulder to cry on, I would volunteer

sherlockology:  The BBC have just confirmed to us in the full

sherlockology: The BBC have just confirmed to us in the full

foxestacado:  Here’s the thing that broke my heart: In “The

foxestacado: Here’s the thing that broke my heart: In “The

deadspy:  inmydreamsislewthedragon:  John’s impressions of

deadspy: inmydreamsislewthedragon: John’s impressions of

 Another exclusive behind-the-scenes picture from the set of Sherlock:

Another exclusive behind-the-scenes picture from the set of Sherlock:

foxestacado:  Here’s the thing that broke my heart: In “The

foxestacado: Here’s the thing that broke my heart: In “The

girls-youvegotanotherone:  asknerdymind:  sherlockisactuallyagayname:

girls-youvegotanotherone: asknerdymind: sherlockisactuallyagayname:

bbcone:  Another exclusive behind-the-scenes picture from the

bbcone: Another exclusive behind-the-scenes picture from the