“But Daddy, I thought Mom said you had to stop touching
Anonymous said to funsexydragonball: Videl getting face fucked
When I took your wife Kelly, I wasn’t gentle. I slammed
Not only was your boss in beside you, in the room, and your wife,
queercomicsconnection: allthelonelyplaces: I know we don’t
I’ll never forget the day you sent me that text message:
“You will hold it…” If that were me I’d fail miserably.
A girl in a bar said to me, "I wouldn't fuck you if you were
mesquaredtimes2 said:HiThanks for the message! Ooohhhh well we
You like it? One of the guys at college asked me to get it. I
saladsaladnovski: pastel-noble: saladsaladnovski: we’re gonna
allthelonelyplaces: I know we don’t get happily ever afters
Have you ever looked at a prompt in a kink meme and said “You
zubat: I just saw a post that said “Your friends aren’t
fuck-yeah-transmen: Three nights ago, I was jumped by two random
linneart:alyxrush:I’m the happiest fucker in the universe.
iamtemptation: matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:nvclearbomb: metallikato:
lukes-cages-deactivated20160407: “My mum was pushing me to
the-dark-basement: I must apologize, sweetie. When you said
thisiseverydayracism: So, I was watching a news report about
saladsaladnovski: pastel-noble: saladsaladnovski: we’re gonna
saladsaladnovski: pastel-noble: saladsaladnovski: we’re gonna
glumshoe: glumshoe: I finally got the Far Harbor DLC, after
How come white people are saying “bye Felicia” all
cutecubs: straightmenrock: As the contractor I had hired to
ladywhiskerzz: “Do whatever the fuck makes you feel alive”
“Look at me, Mr. Crude! I’m a nerdy student who wants to
You said you really want to be close friends again and I’m
saladsaladnovski: pastel-noble: saladsaladnovski: we’re gonna
fuckoffcats: PLEASE BE NICE TO PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU REALLY HAVE
seduce-m-e: vodkastains-daisychains: c0en: deedee this is
So I've said this many times on here and on facebook, but if
the-many-fandoms-girl: californicatinq: you are lying to me
selinakyle: Dear Diary, Heather told me she teaches people
squambie: Her boy toy was a couple minutes out and on his way
allthelonelyplaces:I know we don’t get happily ever afters