A collection of snippets of Me doing what I love the most. 

A collection of snippets of Me doing what I love the most. 

What is it about this guy that has the Japanese so damned scared? 

What is it about this guy that has the Japanese so damned scared? 

Ab crunches…MY way!

Ab crunches…MY way!

And She shall have dominion over the lower creatures of the earth.

And She shall have dominion over the lower creatures of the earth.

My version of forced sterilization.  For the public good of course!

My version of forced sterilization. For the public good of course!

Objectify them, walk all over them, then hike your skirt and

Objectify them, walk all over them, then hike your skirt and

Snap, crunch, pop!  Not to worry.  The boots are latex.  They’ll

Snap, crunch, pop! Not to worry. The boots are latex. They’ll

I just love it when they struggle to breathe.  But that just

I just love it when they struggle to breathe. But that just

“Prove to Me that you serve SOME useful purpose pig! Otherwise

“Prove to Me that you serve SOME useful purpose pig! Otherwise

…and you know damn well what it is! Soooo, tell Me slave.

…and you know damn well what it is! Soooo, tell Me slave.

All those lovely sharp little spikes.  Mmmmmmm…what a

All those lovely sharp little spikes. Mmmmmmm…what a

Me,showing the many uses I make of a slave.  Carpet, seat and

Me,showing the many uses I make of a slave. Carpet, seat and

A Lady never walks around unprepared.  She never knows what ‘delights’

A Lady never walks around unprepared. She never knows what ‘delights’

Poor little brother…  Another long trip to the lake house

Poor little brother… Another long trip to the lake house

Confession time…  I LOVE it when the shoes come out…and

Confession time… I LOVE it when the shoes come out…and

Know how some things just are made to be together?  Like milk

Know how some things just are made to be together? Like milk

Even in stilettos, I can outrun the little ones!

Even in stilettos, I can outrun the little ones!

Odd choice of outfit for a casual stroll in the country?  Well…that’s

Odd choice of outfit for a casual stroll in the country? Well…that’s

Look at them.  Built for a purpose.  So obvious!  If you’re

Look at them. Built for a purpose. So obvious! If you’re

Everything’s so much more delicious when stomped with passion

Everything’s so much more delicious when stomped with passion

Know a male or two you would like to spear like an Olive?  I

Know a male or two you would like to spear like an Olive? I

The simple bad luck of being born male into a world of absolute

The simple bad luck of being born male into a world of absolute

you think that’s painful?  you haven’t felt anything

you think that’s painful? you haven’t felt anything

Terribly expensive!  I suppose the technology is so advanced

Terribly expensive! I suppose the technology is so advanced

W/we all ‘identify’ dont W/we? With one or the other…

W/we all ‘identify’ dont W/we? With one or the other…

I make beautiful music. But not just on the piano.  You should

I make beautiful music. But not just on the piano. You should

“Toes are nice and pointy. Good, sturdy, hard as a rock.

“Toes are nice and pointy. Good, sturdy, hard as a rock.