Bruno Knight is one sexy muscle bear. Thankfully that hard-on
Wanna stay in bed and cuddle?
After getting dressed up, Wendy Fiore ditches the vintage elegance
It’s sunday. Let’s stay in bed for ever!(Yana and
fuck-benedict-cumberbatch: ldrsociety: BOND is a tiny touch
cum-in-kleenex: She has your best interests at heart, right?
pussyfreeloser: cum-in-kleenex: Let everyone know what kind
cum-in-kleenex: what’ll it be stud? Ummm, thank you Miss!
devotedgooner: cum-in-kleenex: The only thing I penetrate is
cum-in-kleenex: She’s just gonna use your mouth, but you’re
cum-in-kleenex:How does it feel to be a no pussy loser? Very,
Try not to cum in your pants too often…
I’m sorry miss, I didn’t mean to hurt you. I don’t know
cum-in-kleenex:Advice 4 betas ;)Sure tissues aren’t that expensive,
If you’re hanging out with an alpha female, and she finds out
cum-in-kleenex: janepurity: You already knew that, didn’t you?
cum-in-kleenex: you know how it goes, beta Don’t you love her
Not only is she DEFINITELY going to lock you up in chastity!!
Not sure if it was her belly button or the twinkle in her eye,
cum-in-kleenex: Your precious loserporn isn’t banned, beta!
Start practicing your begging skills beta, cuz your step sis
lostchel: ♫ ‘Cause all I wanna do is stay in Mewni with
I had the worst dreams that felt so real and I cried so much
Another Stay in Diapers for Lil Bun
*sits here, feeling relatively fine fore drinking 3 ½
This terrifying Rupert Murdoch quote is possibly the best reason
hobbitkaiju: thedatingfeminist: moonrat666: kneeccaps: willurl:
lesbianmuse: Now darling, as we went out last night, tonight
the-goddamazon: prince-lindey: theboycourt: MONDAY IS NATIONAL
toothyandbooby: My OC, Dave, was born without any skin or fur
It’s really annoying to keep coming across so much Andrea
me: Hm, maybe I’ll go for a walk tomorrowweather forecast:me:
This morning I stayed in bed a lot.. Checking Tumblr and enjoying
graysonsdick: You take the blue pill, the story ends, you
It has come to my attention that in this house I’m staying
slightlyobsessivesuggestion: my heart can never stay in one