sherlocksmyth: “boys don’t like girls who wear make-up.”
laugh-addict: When you accidentally bite your tongue while eating
runsleepygirl: closer-each-day: Sometimes I drink too much
alone-i-clench-my-gun: why is he always eating something
relahvant: some days you just gotta eat a whole pizza and sleep
hi: jakemalik: one night my roommate brought home a girl from
thrashleydawn: femintits: so my friend is in italy and she
taggedbooty: “are you really going to eat all of that?”
dicklover3000: boys get really hot and bothered when sexting
acidic-child: eveningfades: The beauty of Eating Disorders.
booforce: my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough
farrahtales: If you don’t strategically eat your food so that
captainjaymerica: Guys, please take care of yourselves. Eat
beaky-peartree: Why do people act like being a vampire is so
spn-fandom-breathing-heavily: archivesofgallifrey: carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
teencry: i eat so much junk food and immediately regret it after
ammit420: *lawyer voice* eat a dick, your honor
constantlyheartbroken: I say I want to be skinny yet I am always
vroengard: do you ever just look at someone and think ‘damn
maryjaneside4s: ways to my heart: smack my ass eat me out call
dutchster: one time i went swimming 5 minutes after eating,
babyferaligator: how many gummy vitamins do i need to eat to
whenpainmeetsdeath: I wish at school they would talk about depression,
stargates: dont date a boy who puts you up on a pedestal. dont
vondell-swain: i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because
do ur squats eat ur vegetables wear red lipstick dont let
beaky-peartree: mariahwolf: beaky-peartree: Why do people
literalsame: I HTAE BEING A TEENAGER I ALWAYS EITHER WANT TO
ugly: im at olive garden and im about to eat 183 breadsticks
coolscar: cyandye: coolscar: *mr krabs voice* secret formuler
expels: my talents include stress eating and falling in love
sextnoise: drunkdilf: bread is so fucking good man I could
macarani122: I walked outside to find this little shit taking
bewwbs: how to get girls to like you: compliment their eyebrows
sixsteen: if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating
palevvorld: shadow-grunge: terrificallypolluted: ✹ Eat