Close to Us by Zyephens-Insanity This one seems a bit more possible,
“I’m a high-functioning sociopath… Can I be
“Forget the egg chair… You should sitty thing on
“If I was Madonna, would you let me touch your knee?”
“I’d like to get to know you as well as I know ash.”
“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date
“You taste better than eyeball coffee.”
“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring
“Let’s go bar hopping for a couple hours and then
“Can I whisper how much I love you? NOT REALLY!”
“Stop kicking that tire… I know a better way to
“The things we’d like to do to you… I have
“Waltz lessons aren’t the only things that happen
“When I said ‘I’m just going to whip this out,’
“I’ve got some pictures for you as a treat…
“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position…
“Us meeting couldn’t be coincidence. The universe
“My mouth is big enough for fourteen cigarettes. Wanna
“I love you more than Sherlock loves dancing.”
“My friendship isn’t the only thing that can give
“If you got away from me, I’d be so upset, I’d
“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing I have a vacancy
“Stabbing isn’t the only thing I’d like to
“Your smile shines brighter than an inexplicable matchbox.”
“Chicks dig scars, eh? Well, just call me Major Sholto.”
“You make me more speechless than John asking me to be
“I’d rather look at you than Sherlock’s crime
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“Wanna go have a drink on every street where we found a
“My last name may be Small, but my dick is huge.”
“When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really
“You don’t have to show me beheadings to get a hug
“I would wear the outfit for you.”
foxestacado: Here’s the thing that broke my heart: In “The
deadspy: inmydreamsislewthedragon: John’s impressions of
girls-youvegotanotherone: asknerdymind: sherlockisactuallyagayname: