opeitsayuh:  drunktrophywife:  Want to hear a fairytale? Once

opeitsayuh: drunktrophywife: Want to hear a fairytale? Once

 hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder this bitch killed

hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder this bitch killed

cuntyhunty-y:  Nigga. Calm ya bitch ass down.

cuntyhunty-y: Nigga. Calm ya bitch ass down.

oreoofficial:  *looks into crystal ball* i can see that ur a

oreoofficial: *looks into crystal ball* i can see that ur a

vuitos:  I saw this cute girl at a coffee shop sitting all alone

vuitos: I saw this cute girl at a coffee shop sitting all alone

savannahsgenesis:  aidanielle:  lysnk2:  trav-tv:  kingjaffejoffer:

savannahsgenesis: aidanielle: lysnk2: trav-tv: kingjaffejoffer:

raybucho:  eruditetyro:  pretend  a trillion motherfucking dollars

raybucho: eruditetyro: pretend a trillion motherfucking dollars

captaincomradecool:  wanganom:  Holy shit.  That’s one dapper

captaincomradecool: wanganom: Holy shit. That’s one dapper

twofingerswhiskey:  reichenbachtrip:  chaiteaprincess:  sofakeitsfox:

twofingerswhiskey: reichenbachtrip: chaiteaprincess: sofakeitsfox:

hocotate:  rudolph the bitch ass reindeer

hocotate: rudolph the bitch ass reindeer

dewgongo:  how to be a lil bitch: look like u act like u smell

dewgongo: how to be a lil bitch: look like u act like u smell

vintageprincess48:  appetisers:  HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO

vintageprincess48: appetisers: HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO

fubuki-shirou:  friends sleeping when im awake. what a bitch.

fubuki-shirou: friends sleeping when im awake. what a bitch.

anfagistan:   nezua:  A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco

anfagistan: nezua: A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco

distimiya:  don’t let tumblr make you believe that -smoking

distimiya: don’t let tumblr make you believe that -smoking

disowns:  honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit

disowns: honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit

calumpayne:   bitch be grateful

calumpayne: bitch be grateful

the-bitch-goddess-success:  SCREAMING

the-bitch-goddess-success: SCREAMING

My bitch bad, she from the Islands

My bitch bad, she from the Islands

buddhawassexy:  “he’s 24 months old” bitch your

buddhawassexy: “he’s 24 months old” bitch your

staystrongibelieveinyouxo:  lovingthystruggle:  nikkisshadetree:

staystrongibelieveinyouxo: lovingthystruggle: nikkisshadetree:

disneyprincest:  i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents

disneyprincest: i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents

My bitch bad, she from the Islands

My bitch bad, she from the Islands

My bitch bad, she from the Islands

My bitch bad, she from the Islands

lennonlively:  i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s

lennonlively: i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s

lennonlively:   i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s

lennonlively: i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s

buddhawassexy:  “he’s 24 months old” bitch your

buddhawassexy: “he’s 24 months old” bitch your

fuck-bitches-get-bacon:  no matter how sad I am this never fails

fuck-bitches-get-bacon: no matter how sad I am this never fails

werebottom:   UFC fighter Kyle Kingsbury showing his support

werebottom: UFC fighter Kyle Kingsbury showing his support

zizino:  friend: u high? me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck?

zizino: friend: u high? me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck?

mercedesbenzodiazepine:  I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s

mercedesbenzodiazepine: I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s

lennonlively:  i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s

lennonlively: i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s

zizino:  friend: u high? me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck?

zizino: friend: u high? me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck?

kksqueaker:i selfishly like making other people feel good because

kksqueaker:i selfishly like making other people feel good because

cloudmercury:   my-caliginous-romance:  hey girls friendly reminder

cloudmercury: my-caliginous-romance: hey girls friendly reminder

Reblog with what you would tell your 13-year-old self in the

Reblog with what you would tell your 13-year-old self in the